You Write yandere GOBB headcanons?!! Mwhehehe >:3 I was looking for copper and found diamonds!
Okay, fine, I'll calm down now, hehe.
Yandere!Bittergiggle pretty please?? ♡(ӦｖӦ｡)
🌤️ — sure, enjoy! (ᵔ ▽ ᵔ)
Yandere Bittergiggle headcanons 𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 🎭
— FANDOM: GARTEN OF BANBAN.
— PAIRING: YANDERE!BITTERGIGGLE x PARENT!READER.
— MORE ROMANTIC THAN PLATONIC.
— TW: BAD ENGLISH, BAD GRAMMAR, OOC, READER IS GENDER NEUTRAL, YANDERE BEHAVIOUR, OBSESSED BEHAVIOUR, SOFT YANDERE I GUESS, MINOR DESCRIPTION OF VIOLENCE.
☆ ┈ Okay, let's see what we have here.
☆ ┈ Bittergiggle, in my opinion, is not as dangerous a yandere as other cases. He's more..unpredictable, and that is his danger.
☆ ┈ He poses a danger to you specifically only before the disobedient ones have been released. After that, he won't even be able to think about hurting you.
☆ ┈ Since his presence in the kingdom is not welcome, it was difficult to get news about what was happening in the kindergarten..That's why he found out about your existence quite late.
☆ ┈ You know, since you were walking next to the Sheriff at that moment, Bittergiggle considered you a possible obstacle..He didn't want you to be his enemy, honestly! Let's pretend it didn't happen? Please?..
☆ ┈ He doesn't want to remember about those times, full of mistakes...
☆ ┈ In fact, the whole point begins only after the events of GOB 4, unless you have managed to attract his attention when you have not yet become allies.
☆ ┈ The moment he managed to tell a joke to the queen, for example. Even if it's a slight smile or a nervous little laugh, it won't go unnoticed.
☆ ┈ However, at that moment it was too late to do anything..But at least you got his interest.
☆ ┈ ..Did you like it? Really? Really really? He was 101% sure that people were too dull to understand his jokes..Was he wrong?
☆ ┈ ..Perhaps he should have focused on making those he could laugh, rather than the queen?
☆ ┈ It's too late to think about it now..It's worth focusing on what's happening right now.
☆ ┈ In my opinion, Bittergiggle would be a dependent, protective, jealous, clingy yandere.
☆ ┈ He wants as much of your attention as possible (preferably all of it), because practically no one else has treated him friendly, so he devotes all his time to trying to spend it with you.
☆ ┈ He tries to accompany you everywhere. You are an ordinary human, even if you are physically strong, it is dangerous for you to be alone! He doesn't want anything to happen to you while he's not around :'(
☆ ┈ ..And just between you and me: Bittergiggle is terrified at the thought that you will find the company of someone else more tempting than his.
☆ ┈ Every time he sees someone next to you, he gets hysterical. Either it's because he's afraid he's got a rival, or he's afraid you might get hurt
☆ ┈ ..Although Bittergiggle is not the strongest case, he is definitely ready to fight with someone for you. On the one hand, it has saved you several times, on the other hand, he can also attack those who are not going to harm you.
☆ ┈ Of course, it may seem to you that he's getting too clingy, but he always has excuses like "It's too dangerous to walk alone, we should be together!"
☆ ┈ You know, when more than half of the cases want to kill you anyway, it's kind of hard to refuse an ally..
☆ ┈ Bittergiggle has always wanted company and at least someone he can make laugh, he just needs to have someone around. And now, when you're the only one who doesn't mind having him around, he's ready to cling to you like a lifeline..Which, in fact, you are for him.
☆ ┈ Although the situation in kindergarten is pretty damn tense, you still need a break sometimes, and he often reminds you of that. And hey, he's here to keep you company!
☆ ┈ Bittergiggle wants to know more about you, to find out what's on the surface..But, eh, you're not very talkative. Well, never mind, he can handle it!
☆ ┈ He mostly talks, because, ah, you know that the player is silent, but if you suddenly say something, he will immediately shut up and listen to you, and will push you to chat with him.
☆ ┈ He tries to help you with everything, hoping that you will thank him or at least smile at him. He wants you to smile especially!! For him, there is no more beautiful sight than a smile on your face.
☆ ┈ And so, uh..He heard that you're here for your child. Can you tell him what they look like? Or show them? Maybe he saw them or something.. (OR he dream that the three of you can become a happy family?)
☆ ┈ Bittergiggle, as I said, is not a particularly dangerous yandere, since he mostly behaves passively, but this does not mean that he is harmless.
☆ ┈ He likes to lying about other mascots to you, making fun of them or making them worse than they are, he is quite scandalous, and if someone doesn't like the way he always around, he just grabs you and runs away.
☆ ┈ It is difficult to get him to be seriously angry, but when it happens, it happens quite violently. Bittergiggle causes injuries that usually can't be cured...(like gouge out their eyes or something equally nasty)
☆ ┈ However, the problem is that this usually happens when someone attacks you and you see all the things they are quite capable of...Annoying, right?
☆ ┈ ..Ahem, let's pretend that it didn't happen? After all, he was protecting you, it was a necessary measure! strangling that damn monster was also necessary
☆ ┈ Oh, by the way, there seemed to be something interesting in that room, let's go take a look!
☆ ┈ He also constantly tells you jokes in the hope that it will cheer you up! To tell the truth, from what he's heard, you've been through quite a lot, and he'd like to cheer you up in some way.
☆ ┈ You also get a new friend in the form of a Kittysaurus. Yayy! She may have been aggressive at first, but in such difficult moments, everyone gets closer just to be safe, and seeing you next to a jester, she absolutely doesn't mind.
☆ ┈ How the story will develop further, I have only 2 options:
☆ ┈ The first is that the moment he decides that it might be worth joining the Naughty ones, you would have been able to dissuade him, it would have been enough just to drag him away from there, and he would become an even more clingy bastard, arguing with everyone (especially Syringeon) who is just standing with you.
☆ ┈ Second, he will transform anyway, but instead of trying to kill you when you are in Cityngeon, he will try to drag you away with him.
☆ ┈ Maayybeee he lost his mind..But not love for you.
— "Hey hey HEY!! ..You seem, uh, sad."
— "Oh, I know! How about we stop here for a while and I'll tell you a few jokes? It will make you feel better, I promise! That's how this one sounds like.."
