Bitzi Baxter gets her ear cut by CHi-Fu
Title says it all. has blood and swearing.
[I do not & never will own Arthur or Mulan.]
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Bitzi Baxter heard the door to her and her son Buster's apartment banging.
"Now who can that be?" she said, heading to the door, which was being knocked on harder.
She opened the door, and there she saw Chi-Fu, from Mulan, glaring at her.
"Look," she said to Chi-Fu, "whatever you're selling, I'm not interested, so please go away."
"Oh, I am not here to sell you anything." Chi-Fu said bitterly. "I'm here for justice."
"Justice?" asked Bitzi.
"Yep." Chi-Fu said. "I watched the Arthur episode 'Nerves of Steal', and you were an absolute shithead!"
Bitzi was gobsmacked. "Excuse me!" she said, "we don't tolerate language like that in this place! My son never says that language at all!"
Chi-Fu was too annoyed to pay attention to that comment. "YOU GROUNDED YOUR SON FOR A MONTH WITH NO DESSERT JUST BECAUSE HE STOLE A TOY AND TRIED TO RETURN IT WITH HIS FRIEND ARTHUR!"
"I didn't know he was trying to return it at the time!" Bitzi protested.
"Too late!" Chi-Fu snapped. "you did a bad thing!"
"and now," he added evilly, brandishing a pair of very sharp scissors, "You're gonna pay!"
And before Bitzi had time to escape or call the police, Chi-Fu grabbed one of her ears, and cut a deep cut into it with the scissors.
It hurt a lot for Bitzi, who fell to the floor, crying her eyes out, her ear bleeding like anything.
Chi-Fu, not feeling an ounce of sympathy, said, "go to hell, shithead." and left.
FUCK YOU, BITZI BAXTER, YOU SHITHEAD MOM! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU GROUND BUSTER FOR A MONTH WITH NO DESSERT JUST CAUSE HE STOLE A TOY THEN RETURNED IT! YOU ARE A BIG FAT UGLY SHITHEAD BITCH NIGGA BASTARD!
