#bive posting!!

[bivethetheorist]

/OOC

I am back

maybe

idk but I'm back on tumblr yay uhhh ill probably do some posts soon idk.

[bivethetheorist]

biveyyy..y..

hello[!

we made nnoew friends new friends..

lots!

peoplee loovue us.. some dont..

come viiivist us! over here!

-🪱 (@tenderloveandslimeyhugs)

["OH! THATS....THATS GREAT. MORE FRIENDS, HUH?..."]

/ooc GO SEND THEM ASKS AND FOLLOW THEM RN!!!

[bivethetheorist]

bark.

ppsst...

baarrkk..

it sings so soft and beautiful..

its song reminds her of comfort..

it will love her like no other could..

we will love you like no other could.

we will love you like a family..

our song reminds you of home, sweet and warm..

we sing so loud and wonderful, you wonder why you wouldnt listen before..

open your heart, your soul

join us

!

oh! hello billy..

what were we sayinf?

right! we made a lovely dirt pie for you, if you want it :)

-🪱

["DIRT PIE...UH...YOU SURE THIS PIE DOESN'T HAVE ANY BRAIN-EATING PARASITES LIKE CONCRETE HAS? also...what were you saying just then..?"]

[bivethetheorist]

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Sorry for the sudden hiatus, mod was a bit tired and also had to do work !! But this blog will be back on track in a few hours, thanks!

[bivethetheorist]

🤯gingkngjng glimg glimg glimng gggghg

["ARE YOU OKAY."]

[bivethetheorist]

kllg ubag sthv (cesar cipher)

["WHY AM I GETTING SO MUCH OF THESE?? ARE YOU GUYS SENDING SOME KIND OF MESSAGE? THIS HAS TO BE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE!"]

[bivethetheorist]

Lets hypothetically, theoretically, metaphorically I have cloned you

How would you react?

["THIS IS SUCH AN, ODD QUESTION BUT, IF I WERE TO SEE A CLONE OF MYSELF I WOULD BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT HAS FOUND OUT ABOUT ME AND IS MAKING CLONES OF ME TO-...WAIT WHY WOULD THEY?.."]

[bivethetheorist]

bill.

we havr a gifft four youu....

heheee...

come outsidee..

-🪱

["A. A GIFT. WHAT GIFT? I'M CURIOUS, BUT IT COULD BE A TRAP!! I COULD BE BEING LURED OUT SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN SPY ON ME!!"]