The signs as things people tried to sell on eBay
Aries: a grandma
Taurus: a fart in a jar
Gemini: a voodoo carrot
Cancer: some leftover Brussel sprouts
Leo: a fun-filled weekend with four Australian men
Virgo: advertising space on someone's forehead
Libra: Iceland
Scorpio: a human liver
Sagittarius: a single cornflake
Capricorn: the meaning of life
Aquarius: William Shatner's kidney stone
Pisces: Justin Bieber's hair













