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Watching The Fast Show. "Black"

Katie : What a lovely view.

Johnny : Yes, Yes it is lovely isn't it? The colour of the Sea, how it changes through time and the contrast of the little houses.

Katie : Yes of course.

Johnny : The bright colours of the houses like White and Blue and the tiny windows, very dark, almost... Black... Black, yes Black, I shall need to get the Black out.

Katie : Johnny...

Johnny : BLACK. BLACK! *spreads black all over painting.* BLACK! The Sky! ... And the Sea! Black! Like the procession of night that leads us into the Valley of Despair!! BLACK!

Katie : Oh Dear...

Johnny : Listen! The Bell it tolls! And the wind! Can you hear it? It says... *deep voice* "Heeeelllloooooooo"

Katie : I think we better go home Dear...

Johnny : DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!! So Cold in the snow!! So cold!! I don't want to die... *runs up next to Katie's Face* The Moon, can hear him? He weeps in his secret room! ... They Tap at my window with tiny poles!! *kicks chair* The Clams!! They're here, they're here... They've landed on the pier! Where are we sleeping tonight mother? In father's GRAVE!!! *Grabs and shakes Katie* CHOOM! VROOM! VACCUM!! *Picks up Painting, holds against his face* We can escape, but be hurry, be quick BE QUICK! I CAN'T HOLD IT FOR LONG!! *Falls backwards* Black! *Holds easel and points it at Katie* You lock me in the Cellar and feed me Pins! *throws Easel* PINS! *Throws paints* PINS! *Throws Lunch*

Katie : .. Johnny...

Johnny : *Holds painting with both hands above head* *Deep Voice* THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR CITY! *Stares in the distance* Aaah! It's A Tree! A TREE! *Drops painting, and falls to the ground* We Crawl On Our a knees Towards Our Doom!! *Crawls on hands and knees*

#I was SO BORED #SORRY!#but...#BLACK!!