“I’d really appreciate if people could lay off me and Jack. We know what we’re doing. And tbh this is our relationship... it’s no one else’s business. Anyway. I hope everyone’s having an awesome monday :)”
so leave a brotp/platonic ship in my ask and i’ll tell you:
who steals french fries off the other’s plate? they both tend to share, but it’s 100% an anna viola higgs move to steal food. she’s the type to eat your last potsticker if you give her the chance. she’s a ruthless foodie. but i think that’s more an issue with the rest of the cooking club, as i can see landon and anna just sharing everything.who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple? anna. it’s not uncommon, especially after they move in together after the war, for people to assume that they’re this loving couple. anna thinks it’s hilarious to play into that, and landon isn’t opposed, but he’s not the one moving in for fake-out kisses. looks like anna’s going for the lips, but she moves to kiss his nose at the last second before explaining that they’re really just good friends. he’s family.who has to bust or bail the other out of jail? i think, were they in the situation, they’d both bail each other out. anna, being the only higgs heir with aiden essentially dead, has tons of disposable income and would throw it at getting landon out of jail in a heartbeat. would honestly throw it at landon regardless. and landon, seeing anna as a little sister, would never let her spend a damn night in jail and you can’t convince me otherwise. who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues? they both give each other comfort. it’s not often they’re too specific about what’s going on in their lives, but they tell each other enough. the solution is always to get stoned, talk it out then, and get some food, probably nando’s. but ADVICE???? FROM THESE TWO???? FUCKING HILARIOUS. they’re both a bit tragic in the love department, and neither feel really qualified to give relationship advice. unless its about what their friend deserves in a relationship. that they feel oddly very qualified to say.who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes? anna tries, because she can get a little competitive, but her little hands are too small and, if not positioned just right, landon can see right through them. on the flip side, landon can block anna’s vision with no problems.who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk? neither. the entire cooking club is a little less top bunk-bottom bunk and a lot more cuddle puddle. whether its with all of their friends of just the two of them, anna and landon are a mess of limbs, often opting to sleep in the same room as opposed to their own separate ones, especially after the war. anna gets horrible night terrors, and its not like landon has anyone else in his bed. it’s not like anna does, either.who starts and who wins the pillow fights? anna definitely starts pillow fights. mostly tries to do it with the whole cooking club or as many as they can muster so it’s a fun fight, but occasionally, it’s just her and landon feeling silly at two in the morning. landon, however, dominates and wins pillow fights. he’s bigger, stronger, and the big secret--anna is very ticklish. all he has to do is find a way to tickle her, and the fight is over. she’s on the ground, giggling madly, and he’s won.who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush? i don’t think either would use those specific words, but i think they could both be rather good at talking each other up. landon probably does it for anna more, even more so since she’s explained the whole darius situation and what that did to her. i think he just wants her to be happy. but, if the time comes, she totally returns the favor, regardless of if anything comes of it.@blackmirrorwrites @kreacher1x1
merry christmas, my love!!! I haven’t talked to you in a while, but I hope your holidays are going well and that you like this little gift I made for you and our babies.
nsfw alphabet and split it up between all of our muses because... stealing your words... IDC DO IT DANI
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Tessa I can imagine being super snuggly after sex. Running her finger down Ford’s chest, sighing contentedly like a happy little kitten. She stretches out, burrows down into the bed and will stroke Ford all over. Her hands will grip his biceps and rub all the way down to his hands and up again, while she hums.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
April’s favorite body part for herself is actually her stomach. She’s spent hours before in front of her mirror running her hands over her taut skin, admiring the way her ribs don’t protrude, but expand like wings wrapped around her heart. She deeply romanticizes forgotten ares of her body showing them the love that the rest of her body gets without prompting, but her stomach is her favorite one. She intends to preserve it forever.
On Dominic, her favorite body part is his back. It’s corded with muscle speaking of years and years of dedicated work and labor. She daydreams daily of kissing him there, an inch above his jeans all the way to the nape of his neck. Her fingers itch to knead into his skin, working out all the tension and stress knotted there. His back is magnificent.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
One of Rhiannon’s dirtiest fantasies is to have not one –– but multiple people cum on her face. There’s something to the act, a little degrading and a little rewarding which pleases her. To be an object of desire that not just one but two (or even three) guys are obsessed with is something that has always fascinated her. She’s never admitted it to anyone though, out of partial shame and fear that she’ll be ridiculed or slut-shamed for it. Opinions on the matter tend to vary, and if she’d ever do it, she’d want to do it with people that wouldn’t make her feel dirty (in a bad way) for it.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Penelope once masturbated in the Quidditch stands. She was one of the only people there –– it was a cold day out –– and the Slytherin team was likely practicing and she was trying to study, but the more she watched them practice, the more she got the urge to do something a little… dirty. And before she knew it, her fingers were her down her skirt, behind her books. She came once and instantly stopped. The whole experience was incredible, but extremely nerve-wracking and she never did anything of the like again.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Safe to say Mandy’s got little to no experience. The first boyfriend she had tried to pressure her into sex and she didn’t want to and ended up running out of his house. The most they did was over the top petting and he made her stroke him and she hated it because he kept pointing out everything she was doing wrong, and it was all just too much too fast. And then her next boyfriend was a kid from her mom’s Church, and she set them up, and when Mandy was making out with him and actually wanted to jerk him off, he shamed her and made her feel dirty. Her relationships since have been with guys who make out with her and bring her to family events and stuff, but she always gets cheated on with other girls “willing to put out”. Because she’s from a small town there’s word around that she’s a goody goody among the school kids and then that she’s promiscuous among the church kids. Either way, no one is giving her any, so she hasn’t had chances to explore what she likes or not.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Ronan’s favorite position is actually simple missionary –– he likes to see a woman’s pleasure on her face as he’s, ahem, giving it to her. And honestly, what woman would protest that? Having him above with a hand braced on the wall, driving into her? It’s been nothing than successful so far.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Zahra is definitely kinda goofy. She likes to make her partners feel comfortable and will probably like laugh and smile a lot during sex, which sometimes intimidated some of her ex boyfriends because they weren’t secure in their confidence as a result of hers. She likes having fun, wild sex and trying new things and sometimes kind of embarrassing incidents occur and sometimes you just have to laugh them off and she’s great at that.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Before the whole apocalypse started, Willa occasionally shaved down there when she had to –– for bikini season and for swimming classes. But after, obviously things sort of took a turn. Razors weren’t really one of the most important things to stock-pile or focus on, so that… kind of took a backseat to bigger and more important things. Still, when her and JP started sleeping together, she put an effort into finding a pair of scissors at at least trimming a little when things got too wild. She’s not too bothered about the situation down there though, she’s never been too hairy, and honestly if he can’t deal with her body hair during the zombie apocalypse, there’s no way they’re ever going to make it out of it.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Nesrin has a hard time being intimate, if she thinks about it. Her favorite sex positions are reverse cow-girl and doggy, just because that level of eye contact and kissing during sex are so... intense and she never knows how to handle it. She’s never really had sex with someone she was in love with, and whether she knows it or not, it’s like she’s subconsciously waiting to be fully intimate (and romantic) with someone she does genuinely have feelings for. Malcolm, probably, would be the first. Uh oh.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Fallon can never get herself off. It’s just one of those things where it’s unsatisfying and she’s always left more frustrated after than before. She can’t manage to get out of her head –– she needs to be firmly planted in the moment to really get off. Her inability to do so leaves her feeling discontent and insecure. She’s tried –– believe her, but at a certain point she sort of just gave up and hasn’t bothered to keep trying. Now she only orgasms when someone (Graham) gives her one.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Mera’s definitely got a huge daddy kink and is always interested in a lg/dd type relationship. She wants to be pampered in every aspect of life and being “daddy’s little princess” is something that highly appeals to her. Her dating history has always landed her with attractive but trifling and broke men and so she needs someone sturdy and reliable, but still a little wild and sexy (and preferably rich lmao) to lay it down good, and spoil her with goodies and love and lots of sex.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Dana’s favorite places to “do the do” are pretty wild, as compared to the usual bed, bathroom, etc. She likes doing it in wide open spaces. Her biggest fantasy is to do it in big palace courtyard or something of the sort. Other places that rank up there are rooftops (element of danger there, obviously) and her high-school basketball court (the acoustics in that thing are phenomenal okay??).
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
There’s just something about sexting in plain view which gets Lauren wet like no other. When her and Josh are on opposite ends of the counter, looking so innocent as they wait for new customers in silence, but being so absolutely filthy in reality, she sometimes feels like she could hop onto the counter and ask him to have sex right there and then.
And the way his arms flex whenever he does anything flexible is also an incredible turn on. He’s got strong arms, and large palms. She finds herself daydreaming about their imprint on her ass more often than not.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Taylor’s absolute biggest no-no is anything to do with bodily fluids separate from cum. No golden showers, none of that. Despite being pretty nasty in bed, this is the one thing she’ll be super judgemental about and easily disgusted by, not only because personal hygiene is important to her, but because she also thinks it spawns terrible expectations and ideas in people’s minds.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Wes likes to receive more –– but that’s just because he’s so used to giving in all other aspects of his life, that getting feels like a huge gift to him? I feel like he really savors and appreciates every single blowjob he ever gets. As for his own skill in giving, his first girlfriend was older than him and boy did teach him him well.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Cassia is as #romantic #aesthetic sex as it gets. I’m talking like, candles and having slow sex in the moonlight. It’s hips writhing like the slow roll of the ocean waves and the drawn-out rise and plunge of herself on his length. It’s the complete opposite of frenzied. It’s intense, and yes, incredibly sensual. It’s a stimulation all over the body, everywhere they touch.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
It depends on the person she’s with, when it comes to Aislinn. She’s come to hate them with her boyfriend, because it feels impersonal and almost disrespectful, but she has a feeling that might not be the case with Jax, because he actually pays her pleasure attention.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Parker’s kind of wild tbh. He’s experimented a lot. He love love loves rectal stimulation and is always down to try new things, including but not limited to: threesomes, sex parties, sex swings, swinging… Anything along those lines he’s always ready to try at least once. His mantra happens to be: try it once, and if you don’t like it try it again just to make sure.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Justine is kind of-kind of not a virgin. There’s never been time to lose her virginity to someone, as in have sex, but she has broken her hymen before using –– yes, you guessed it –– a hairbrush. It hurt a lot and she had to weather it herself, but it hasn’t scared her off sex. She just hasn’t had time to have a boyfriend or anything, but she’s eager to actually have sex for the first time, especially since she won’t have to deal with the pesky issue of losing her virginity to someone who’ll blunder through it. She wants someone experienced who will take care of her right. But again, where even is the time?
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Tessa has tons, tons, tons of toys. In her line of work she prided herself on not having to sleep with anyone, but since a) not many of her past boyfriends had ever been adept at finding her G spot (or her clit) and b) she’s sometimes had to go through long dry spells without sex, she’s built up quite a nice little collection of toys. She tends to prefer dildos to vibrators because most brands tickle her too much, even though dildos are more work. Her favorite one is a waterproof clear silicone one that she saves just for when she wants to take a bath or shower –– which is, for some reason, her favorite place to masturbate. Something about the steam and the atmosphere.
She’s proud of her toys, and even when she’s in a relationship with Ford, she won’t throw them away. They’re her babies –– in fact, she might even have names for some of them.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Tessa is not a tease. Not at all. She has very little patience when it comes to someone she actually likes. If she wants him, she’ll make it obvious and she’ll go for it. And as for being teased, she has a love/hate relationship with it because on one hand she’s getting the attention she wants, but on the other hand, god damn it, its not enough –– she wants more.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Taylor is, of course, loud. Not only is she loud, she’s vocal about everything she’s feeling too. She grunts when Tyler bottoms out, she swears when she’s close to the edge, and during particularly exhaustive romps where they’ve fucked more than once in one night, his name tends to blur into other words. And she’s always been this way –– uninhibited. She’s the roommate you never want to have because sometimes not even wearing headphones is enough to block her out. If you’ll recall, she’s got the lungs of a future broadway star. Her voice can pitch super high –– the shitty university dorm walls never stood a chance.
BONUS: Tessa gets… very complimenting in bed. Ford can expect a lot of “oh god, I love your cock! don’t stop!” during and after. She’s also opinionated and will easily give directions like, “go faster!” “harder!” etc. until it’s perfect and by then she can hardly speak, save for the gibberish that’s coming out of her mouth.
EXTRA BONUS: Fallon is quiet. She’s not a screamer, she’s not loud, but in contrast it’s intense and earth-shattering the way she comes. Her breathing deepens and stills and she makes these short keening gasps the closer she gets to orgasm. She’ll try to moan Graham’s name, but the sheer pleasure makes it impossible for her to get past the first three letters before her eyes are rolling to the back of her head and she’s coming for him.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
It had to happen. It’s not that she’s got a dirty mind (alright, she sort of does) but they work at a bagel shop, for Christ’s sake. It’d be criminal of them to not take advantage of the fact. One day Lauren proposes to Josh that they make a bagel with a hole big enough to fit his dick through because… Well, why not? All the tools (pun intended) are at their disposal, and they’ve got the whole place to themselves after they lock up. Even if he doesn’t agree, it was worth a shot to ask, and to see the look on his face.
And if he does agree? Well, she loves Bagels, and she loves Josh’s dick so… Best of both worlds.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Yeah, Jasey definitely has a piercing down there. Her clit is pierced, something she got done when she was 18 and wanted to do something wild. Her and her best friend got it done together and cheered each other on. Jasey swore up a storm when it was done, because she’s incredibly sensitive down there. It also was a very hard healing process for her because it got infected once, but she took care of it afterwards and now it’s all good. She also happens to not shave or wax, but trips the pubes when they get too long. Her hair is light brown and slightly coarse, and grows slowly. She has to do maintenance maybe every three weeks.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Kaja’s sex drive has never been too high. She’s been called a prude many times simply because of it. Sex has just never been one of her primary, or even secondary interests. She’s also never met anyone where the connection between them has been electric. To be honest, her life has been pretty bland, as far as things go. She entirely expects for sex to be the same, even when others claim it’s this awesome, epic thing.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Nat never really falls asleep after sex. Due to always having to be on the run and on the move, there’s never anytime to sleep, and even if there was, she usually never trusts people enough to fall asleep next to them. However, down the line with Nik, I can imagine that show of like… vulnerability almost where she’d finally allow herself to nod off? I don’t know if she’d tell him the significance of it, though.
