Khris: Greetings, apocalyptic travelers! Welcome aboard! I'm your sexy leader, Khris McLean!
Blaineley: I hope you're ready to travel on our plane made from the last remaining resources of tin and rusty copper. (We do not tolerate vomit.)
Chef: Here you can send us your questions, comments, challenges (I don't do that, don't include me) and how the hell we're still alive.
Don: But no stupid questions like "How tall is the sun?" or "How tall is the chef?".
(No NSFW!, offensive questions, or hate speech. Zero tolerance, no mercy. I'll shoot you in the head if you don't respect us, you fucking faggot!-).
Josh: (Donnie...>:( *sigh* sorry, sometimes he goes too far...) Anyway! This is officially our fan page! Ask questions and respect the rules. (Better to know God's wrath than Don's.)
"If you ask about the other campers, or as I call them, my "fighting stars," they're here too, they're just still preparing for the next league. (You can ask them too, but...not all of them are alive).
Goodbye!"
-MegalodonJUMBO!Staff
[Original by @slovotdarts]