#blaireli

[freakbound]

In honor of the weird TIM (or very funny female roleplayer) clogging up the Leasebound tag with bullshit, here's MY Blaire x Elissa headcanons.

(Do NOT keep reading if you're uncomfortable with my style of content.)

Unfortunately I do agree with him that they'd love to do make-up together. Since Elissa's blush is terribly blended and her color palettes don't make a lot of sense (no doubt because she thinks GNC men don't put in as much effort as femme women) I think Blaire would help her fix it up. And since she's very generous I also think she'd buy copious amounts of make-up for them to share.

Even though Rusty says that Elissa is straight, I don't think she identifies with pansexual for no reason - I think she's actually using it as an alternative to bisexual in order to seem more inclusive of potential NB romantic interests. Bi4Bi Blaireli for life.

You cannot invite these two anywhere because they're always going to be late (hyperfeminine AND hogging the bathroom from one another). When they DO show up, they're going to be very stylish though ~

Pronoun lover x pronoun haver dynamic...

Unfortunately another win for the TIM but I agree that they'd be PDA fiends. Marcie would be scolding them for even the slightest act of kissing or holding hands because she sees it as "straight" (woman + woman with he/they pronouns = heterosexuality I guess) and it's "unbefitting the kweer environment". They don't kiss while Timothy is in the room (they say it's because he might "get jealous because she's currently single" but we all know it's because he would get a heccin valid "euphoria" b*ner)