#blake post

[pinkpoweredpunk]

hot take but “I hyper beam younger trainers’ lvl. 3 rodent ‘mons in order to humble them” isn’t the edgy flex you think it is. there’s literally nothing “edgy” or cool about potentially hospitalizing some kid’s pokémon! hope this helps

[team-rwby-pkmn]

since the absol, from what the phone said, has decided to stay with us, i decided to catch it. names?

[insert picture of an absol laying on blake's lap]

[bpddorian]

Its 2 am and I'm watching my boyfriend eat a churro on video call

[pinkpoweredpunk]

was trying to get a cool pic but then Galahad did a little stretchy and I was like actually that’s better than whatever I was going for. look at him stretch

[pinkpoweredpunk]

I finally found stuff to make bone curry the world is at peace 🙏

[pinkpoweredpunk]

happy Pokémon day remember to give all of your Pokémon a kissy on the head (if they want one and if it’s safe to do so). and 20$

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[IMAGE: Blake holding out a 20$ bill to their confused Boltund.]

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[pinkpoweredpunk]

i had a friend named blake...

--@the-former-liberator

it’s a pretty common name in Unova I think… along with a lotta other names that generally mean “black” or “white” cause yaknow. The Dragons

[pinkpoweredpunk]

arceus give me a driver’s license