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jobs > marketing/advertising/pr

Seeking SVI for New Product Promotions

Old-established firm seeks Sotto Voce Influencer to put out a quiet word for our new product lines. Proven track record preferred; substantiation of all whisper campaign origin claims required. All applicants inducing madness through spoken or written word will be referred to our Eldritch Outreach arm. Listing update: Due to an underwhelming surfeit of gabbling ghasts and blithering banshees, we are suspending the traditional application rites, and expect our next SVI to orchestrate a summoning by the Man in the Black Suit at the next board convening.

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housing > rooms & shares

Houseghost wanted

Aspiring playwright seeks third live-in spirit for conversation, inspiration. Willing to give credit by name in forward of any published work for services rendered. Must like children & pets, as Timmy and Smokey the Cat already booked for upcoming season. No revenants, no exceptions.

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community > missed connections

Ides of August Summoning Circle on the Blasted Heath

I was inhabiting the third chalice bearer (in the tie-dyed terry robes with rolled up cuffs). You were the entity rocketing by me like a raffish zoom pigeon. From the moment you coalesced in the portal, I was obsessed! I even smudged the circle so you could take in some local flavor -- I’m so over those 13th-century non-contractual bondage meetups. I’ll be back at the Blasted Heath on the night of the half-moon, in the same chalice bearer. Feel free to come as whoever’s handy, and wear a sprig of jimson.

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housing > housing swap

Ghost seeking Demon for short-term swap

The misguided children in this otherwise pleasant uptown condo are constantly trying to summon me, and quite frankly I loathe their incense. Looking for a fiend willing to manifest in their noisome circle and either scare them speechless or bind them to eternal servitude (demon’s choice). Willing to rattle chains, flicker lights, and moan ominously to make your neighbors long for your return!

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forums > haiku hotel

the gravity of a ghoulboy the toothpaste tumbles ryan stares in amazement but looks right through me

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community > rideshare

Discreet, Reliable Transporter

Experienced medium known throughout the Circles for no-questions-asked, no-names-dropped translocation services. Touchless possession rituals, fully compartmentalized awareness, and broad-spectrum scrying deflection standard. Guided astral projection by appointment. Reliquary, horcrux, and ossuary relocation extra, inquire about package rate for multiple foci.

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housing > housing swap

My attic in historic B&B for Your underground lair

Mild-mannered spook residing in now-historic bed & breakfast (original owner). I’ve always wanted to visit the other most haunted sites in the world, particularly someplace below ground level, with few human visitors. Condemned buildings preferred; morgue or mortuary a plus. Incorporeal beings invited to respond, but no poltergeists (I worked hard on my Precious Moments collection).