#blame-blam

[ifyoulikepinacoladas31000]

@blame-blam no, I was most definitely a watcher, like a witness in this story, nothing else? It was really weird and left me very uneasy :S

[ifyoulikepinacoladas31000]

@blame-blam yes, it worked for him, but I still can't wrap my head around it. Like, what if you're not a dexterous person and you need your two hands to hold the reins of your horse? Where do you put your big staff? I mean, yes, you can still attach it to the back of your saddle or something, but what do you do if you need to fight while riding your horse? Pray that you can manoeuvre it while maintaining your concentration and at the same time pray that you don't fall on your face? And we know mage staves are not just simple walking sticks you can find on the ground on your morning walk, they always look beautifully sculpted with gems at the tip and stuff, so if you want to conceal the fact you're a mage, how do you do it while carrying a 5-6 feet tall magic staff that is glowing at the tip?? I mean, you can still pretend it's a bow like Dalish in Dragon Age: Inquisition, but yeah, I think it will still be super obvious. Also, I may be wrong, It's been a while since I read the books or saw the movies, so correct me if I am, but Gandalf never really had to hide the fact that he was a wizard, right?

[ifyoulikepinacoladas31000]

@blame-blam oh, sorry. I guess I'm being annoying with that ^^"". Well, it's called "Critical Role" and it's a web series with voice actors playing Dungeons and Dragons. I just love it, they all managed to make me laugh and feel stuff while rolling dice and being nerdy. So yeah, sorry for flooding your dash with this, dearie. I hope I haven't been too annoying. And if I was, feel free to blacklist the tags, I try to keep them consistent :3

[ifyoulikepinacoladas31000]

@blame-blam maybe it is, but regarding how the plot is supposed to go, the title is quite fitting ;) ;)

[ifyoulikepinacoladas31000]

@blame-blam oh, and sorry for having ruined Gerard Depardieu for you, dear :/. But yeah. He has an awful reputation, while being a very talented actor. Sadly, the few times he appeared on TV kinda confirm what I heard about him.

[ifyoulikepinacoladas31000]

@blame-blam oh my god xD. Okay. Okay. Wait. This probably won't be a very good translation, but I'll try to make it as understandable as possible Okay. First one: "-sir, what does it mean when English people say 'touché'? -To do short, they use it when someone dropped a good punchline. -Oh yeah, and how would we say in French then? -Well, uh... You can translate it with 'ZBREH' or 'PO PO POOO' French Elegance *sunglasses face*" Now a bit of explaining. 'Zbreh' and 'Po po pooo' is basicaly just noises french people do after someone dropped a good punchline. You gotta roll the r in 'zbreh' to have the sound make its full effect or something? And for 'po po pooo' you gotta go crescendo? It's mainly teenagers who use this anyway. Adults tend to just gasp and shake one of their hand while making an "O" with their mouth The second one: "In french we don't say 'leave me alone' we say 'you're pathetic, you're a pain in my ass, go on, talk to my hand, if you don't understand, it means, forget about me, hum hum' and I think that's beautiful" Now, this particular piece is taken from a song by a humorist called Michael Youn, who had a brief carreer as a singer/rapper a few years back. I was like 12 when this song came out? And basically, he teamed up with another French singer called Yelle, and he dressed as a girl (Christelle was the name of his character, and she was supposed to be the sister of his rapper alter ego, Fatal Bazooka) and well, the chorus mentionned in the tweet is kinda catchy, and a lot of people still use it to this day, but I kinda found the song distasteful. So yeah, French. I hope this was helpful, darling :)

[ifyoulikepinacoladas31000]

@blame-blam no, sorry, it's my Hawke from Dragon Age II :p

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1. I only took a plane twice.

2. In books, movies and tv series, I tend to like more secondary characters, instead of the big protagonists.

3. The first books I ever read all alone, when I was little, were Roald Dahl’s “The BFG” and “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” and to this day they’re still two of my favorite books.

4. I graduated from an art school of advertising graphic design.

5. Today is my birthday (: