#blanche ottomas

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Blanche aged up into A DRESS WITH WATERMELONS ON IT I am changing nothing for it is gorgeous. She also grew up from a baby into a Daddy’s Girl, seemingly – that look of adoration she’s giving Pete is the kind we only usually see from very good dogs (another sign that we don’t deserve dogs).

Check out this pretty well-balanced personality panel, and her fear of PARTIES bless her heart!

Not that she isn’t cute in her unique little way, but don’t let the sunken Ottomeyes fool you. SPOILURRR: Blanche grows into her features bigtime when she gets past childhood.

See?

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Some final shots of the Ottomi before we bid them adieu. Blanche, continue being the best surprise ever. Pete and Sam, please don’t make any more babies (the OttoKim hybrid being an exception) but keep being sweet with each other and showing that against all odds, a Romance sim and a Family sim can make it, you crazy kids. And Tommy, just carry on being the best ever gay dork since Patrick on Looking. 

What?! Patrick on Looking is almost universally despised? Well that’s news to me – consider your job super easy then Tommy.

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Time to crowd into the incredibly narrow kitchen for birthday merriment and all get annoyed because you’ll continuously smash into one another! Man I bet the holidays at Casa Ottomi are a laughriot.

Actually, if I’d have removed the ‘YOU’RE IN THE WAY’ thought bubble from Sam’s head it’d be exactly like that time Brandi Broke looked pissed off because Beau was growing up. It would make sense for Sam to be similarly upset. SO MANY PARALLELS. So many signs that Beau and Tommy are OTP.

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Amazing powers displayed by various Ottomi:

1) Dora’s Big Blue Bear levitating skills 2) Samantha effortlessly matching her work threads to her carpool 3) Blanche perfectly exemplifying why that yoga pose where you lie down and hold your feet is called ‘Happy Baby’ Also there’s Kaylynn’s amazing alien neighbor from Pleasantview again! I think her name is Caryl and she looks like she could be Chloe and Lola Curious’s sister (probably a face template thang).

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Isn’t it dead annoying when labor interrupts you congratulating your son on his good grades?

Peter, as the only other responsible adult present I’m not sure any of us appreciate you shadow-boxing while your wife is giving birth to your SIXTH goddang child.

Issa girl! Welcome to the family, baby Blanche! If you’re interested in spoiling how unspeakably cute she grows up, you can see for yourself here.

Sharla freaks out just a little too late after coming home from Ally McBealing or Rachel Zane-ing (the baby’s already here slowpoke), while Maisie just side-eyes the situation as she saunters past, lamenting yet more fuel being added to her middle-child dumpster fire.

And Dora finally got that LTW! We didn’t have to wait for OttoKim hybrid! Now she can drink her green juice in peace and go off romancing Luis Aspir as much as she wants. 

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As the popular wrestling chant goes: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Also relevant – the popular wrestling chant THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! We’re finally there, friends. Tommy’s about to become a teenager and it means we can all go home and say goodbye to the Ottomi for the forseeable.

I swear it didn’t feel like it took this long for Beau Broke to go from tot to teen.

As for Blanche...