#hunter ottomas

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

To all our trans siblings, you are valid, amazing, and loved 💕

(Yes, Hunter brought a sweet cat toy to the photoshoot, and yes, Emily is getting squished but in an adorable way)

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Well, we had to come back to the interminable Ottomi playthrough at some point didn’t we.

Hunter: 🎵 You know what's awesome? Everything! Dogs with fleas, allergies A book of Greek antiquities Brand new pants, a very old vest Awesome items are the best

Kaylynn via desperate answer machine message: Samantha PLEASE don’t ignore me, we Family sims need to stick together, I’ve got two kids and two lovers and I don’t know which of the pairs are the biggest idiots.

Maisie: I’ve had a so-so week. All of my weeks are so-so. I’ll tell you why, just look at my stupid wants panel. Shooting star? BIRB? Nobody cares about my hobby because I’m totally phoning it in and nobody wants to take me swimming because there are like eleventy billion of us.

Worry nay dear Maisie, life will become infinitely more interesting for you when we make you a werewolf.

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Hey Randy Capp, you’re a teenager. Why are you telephoning a random child?

Hey Trisha Traveller, you’re an adult. Why are you telephoning a random child?

Rinse and repeat. But seriously, are they all taking a leaf out of Armando Buckingham’s book? 

I can’t remember her name but look how squealingly cute this little kid is from @meetmetotheriver‘s Castaway townies, I love her.

Annie Howell again, scourge of Viper Canyon’s newspaper subscribers. You’d all be better off reading it online lads, she literally goes to every house every day and does the same bloody thing.

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Time to crowd into the incredibly narrow kitchen for birthday merriment and all get annoyed because you’ll continuously smash into one another! Man I bet the holidays at Casa Ottomi are a laughriot.

Actually, if I’d have removed the ‘YOU’RE IN THE WAY’ thought bubble from Sam’s head it’d be exactly like that time Brandi Broke looked pissed off because Beau was growing up. It would make sense for Sam to be similarly upset. SO MANY PARALLELS. So many signs that Beau and Tommy are OTP.

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Top of the teen career ladder for Shar Mar Superstar! And of course being the only Fortune sim in the fam she’s the only one who gives a shit about (and actually enjoys) paying bills.

I didn’t realize I hadn’t given her a secondary aspiration yet but she’s got awesome cheekbones, is energetic AF and a total catch. Romance it is!

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything more wholesome than Dora and Naruto Hunter tossing a football.

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Hunter Ottomas, sweet shy marshmallow sandwich cookie, must be protected.

I have Tommy and Hunter sharing a room now, and you can tell whose side is whose because Tommy’s has SCIENCE and SPACE whereas Hunter’s Tinkering hobby has led to that cute robot poster.

Also, not since Tristan Traveller has a kid borne of Sim Bin parents looked so badass in a hairband.

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Isn’t it dead annoying when labor interrupts you congratulating your son on his good grades?

Peter, as the only other responsible adult present I’m not sure any of us appreciate you shadow-boxing while your wife is giving birth to your SIXTH goddang child.

Issa girl! Welcome to the family, baby Blanche! If you’re interested in spoiling how unspeakably cute she grows up, you can see for yourself here.

Sharla freaks out just a little too late after coming home from Ally McBealing or Rachel Zane-ing (the baby’s already here slowpoke), while Maisie just side-eyes the situation as she saunters past, lamenting yet more fuel being added to her middle-child dumpster fire.

And Dora finally got that LTW! We didn’t have to wait for OttoKim hybrid! Now she can drink her green juice in peace and go off romancing Luis Aspir as much as she wants. 

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What more could you ask for when it comes to a walkby than a pretty townie with amazing hair and... Jacob Martin, everybody? That guy. Uh, hi, Jacob

The couple that carpools together gets promoted together, evidenced by Pete and Sam – and Samantha, WTF is this about a so-so week? You just got effing promoted, what more do you want? Like her face is just so devoid of joy I don’t even know what to do with her.

Take a leaf out of Peter’s ‘BOOYEAH!’ why don’t you. Look at him. Happy as Larry. However happy he is.

Naruto Hunter (thank you @katatty!)... Narunter... Hunruto... looks genuinely upset by Jacob Martin’s presence. WE ALL ARE Naruto Hunter, us and Riverblossom Hills’ entire list of inhabitants – if it wasn’t for Jacob Martin and his ‘what, me?’ face then Jules and Sandra would be the happy couple they were always meant to be. (Sidenote, he’s shockingly compatible with them both, le sigh.)

Sam eventually does the ‘eyyyyy, I’m a Family sim, honeys I’m home, gimme a big squeeze all of y’all’ move with the simoleon sign above her head so it kind of makes it look like she’s happy about her promotion? But, well, there you go.