“Blap blap!”
“Do you have to do that?”
“What?”
“Go ‘blap’ every time you fire that thing?”
“I don’t go ‘blap,’ it goes ‘blap.’”
“No, you’re saying ‘blap.’ You’re making the sound ‘blap blap’ with your mouth.”
“Well yeah, but only ‘cause it goes ‘blap’ when you shoot it.”
“OK—setting aside the question of whether or not the weapon itself goes ‘blap,’ could you not additionally say ‘blap’ when you fire it?”
“...How you gonna just not make a sound when it goes ‘blap’ like that, though?”
(Seventh Seraph SI-2)













