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i was looking on reblase for something else but had to pause for this screenshot.

there's something delightful about the image of mcdowell's gross holey socks (and specifically only his socks) getting deleted off his feet while the universe was falling down around everyone's ears

#blasebuzzing #blaseball #i think the black hole (black hole) was right to nullify those socks! they had holes in them!

man reverberating was such a funny mod.

during this inning the first ken drew a walk, stole second, then got caught stealing third before the second ken walked, the third ken arrived and drew another walk, the second stole third base, and finally the fourth ken arrived and this screenshot was taken.

#blasebuzzing #blaseball #crabs #this was season 13 day 111 during the crabs return 4th strike championship btw.#a wild ride for many reasons. no i don't feel normal about the teams in play being the ffs crabs fridays and tacos #hello cridays and frabs facing off against each other for a championship each on the wrong team #having been apart from their former teams for the entirety of ascension #hello near-miss of a chiclawgo championship. again after all that time apart.#hello post-allergic reaction baldwin overperforming against her og team the tacos #even as great player val underperformed against their og team the crabs.#anyways. i miss blaseball. i didn't have time to fall in love with the new crabs.#not enough chances for the sim to tell funny little stories

as deeply mediocre* as the coronation era ended up being it deserves some credit for giving the crabs our final win: taking NaN out back and evaporating them. that fucker got what was coming to them

#*deeply mediocre is of course a gross oversimplification that in part boils down to all the unrealized potential #as well as being a much worse ending to blb than the end of the expansion era.#the final death of blaseball did offer a fascinating extra layer to the themes of the expansion era #by unintentionally mimicking its own staged death and making its own metaphors real thus in some ways lending them extra weight #but also it sucked lol #which brings us back to the initial point that whatever its faults it gave the crabs the biggest present the day it murdered NaN for us #it even used the hole to do it!#context for ppl who may not know. crabs developed a real deep and enduring loathing for NaN after what they did to forrest best.#blasebuzzing #blaseball

happy taste the infinite day to those who celebrate

#literally the only blb anniversary i know bc it happened on my birthday #it's rlly been 2 yrs...#blaseball #blasebuzzing #might draw some honey roasted players when i am back in the blb mindset but for now i am zzz

manifested lol

#lift’s cycle courier is going on a road trip #blasebuzzing #m #blaseball

the good thing about blb dying is that quitter never came back <3

#blasebuzzing #(guy who was a lift fan and celebrated when quitter exploded because it was exhausting being in the same space as Quitter Fans™)

enough of saying which players are friends or lovers or whatever i wanna know who genuinely dislikes each other or has longstanding grudges they can’t let go of

#blaseball #please feel free to rb with your headcanons about players who absolutely Do Not get along i want to see them #blasebuzzing

ella's incin replacement is called willum mckinley? like the US president??

[ID: blaseball screenshot showing the player page of willum mckinley, pregame ritual doing crimes. /END ID]

hello???

#cursed cursed cursed #so cursed #blaseball #blasebuzzing #gamma crabs #also riv ella i liked her #and of course the #3.8-star pitcher replaced up a good lineup player instead of one of the crabs many bad pitchers #just. ew. what a name to get lmao. i want a refund on this incin

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