Jan 14, 2021
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My Pokemons accidentaly Homestuck
My blastoise's name is Broseph, aka called Bro and I think you know who I am talking about. And we all know that Bro/Dirk in most canon viewpoints is gay, right?
But I met one of these sassy Aromatrisse pokemons and that female fluffball went all Attract on Bro and HE FELL FOR IT! Bro was unable to kill this pink seductive fairy type bullshit because of his love! It doesn't end there though.
The Aromatrisse died because of my earlier Absol's "Future sight". An attack which triggers a few rounds after it had been used. Time travelling. Dave.
Future Bro fell for a woman, head over heels, wanting to give her the world. He could never harm her and treated her as if she was made of glass. But Past!Dave showed up and killed her ruthlessly. He looked deep into his brothers shades and whispered: "nah bro, ur gey"