#blaze.babbles

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my favourite thing about the meme quality of breaking bad is that people who have no business watching breaking bad know so much about it

the other day my cousin, who is far too young to watch it, started an impromtu breaking bad roleplay in which he was walter white and i was jesse pinkman... because we were cooking rice.

cousin: jesse we have to cook *pouring rice into the pot*

me: *immediately catching on* oh wow mista white i aint never made meth like this before

my aunt: *horrified*

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i like 2 types of characters:

God won’t Let me die!!!! (feral, manic even) God Won’t let me Die. (so so tired. exhausted)

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two euthenasia coasters facing one another so it turns into mickey’s dick smasher in the middle

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i hate complex social structures. either be loyal to me like a dog or challenge me to a duel like a man.

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this comment on the video of tommy singing sex sells is so good

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tommy wearing a t-shirt that says "im not gay but my husband is"

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is cellbit.... okay? every time i hear about his qsmp streams he's being forced to do some kind of horror game or solve a fucking cypher or something.

hes like if the tumblr boyfriend meme came to life

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tommys gonna call dream ugly as a bit in his drace reveal reaction video and its gonna be #tommy neg round 5000 babeyyyy