klein planning to rescue edwina: danitz is the only person here i trust. i need to make sure he fully understands the danger before i ask him to help me
klein 5 mins later: how can i force that motherfucker anderson to enter this book
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klein planning to rescue edwina: danitz is the only person here i trust. i need to make sure he fully understands the danger before i ask him to help me
klein 5 mins later: how can i force that motherfucker anderson to enter this book
a fine gentleman
alfred made a thing. his very first attempt at the thing. as a matter of fact. for @thepanopticon-is-just-azkaban (of which zero hostility or offense but yikes that url) because they gave us an idea :3
here is the thing. in separate. for easier access
also. have some select previews:
The Dictionary of Imaginary Places
BLAZING WORLD, an archipelago stretching from the North Pole to near the British Isles, through the Greenland and Norwegian seas.
It has a North Pole of its own, thus doubling the cold of those inhospitable regions. Its southern extremity, however, is more temperate: the climate here is mild and pleasant. The entire archipelago is governed by an emperor who resides in the Imperial City. The people of the Blazing World believe in one government, one religion and one language; a government of more than one person, a choice of several religions and a medley of different languages, they equal to "a monster with many heads."
From the North Pole a crystal river leads through several islands to a labyrinth of canals, along whose sides stand cities of marble, alabaster, agate, amber and coral. The islands, and in fact the whole of the Blazing World, are inhabited by people of many colours and races: blue, green, orange; bear-men, fox-men, geese-men, worm-men, satyres, fish-men or sirens, bird-men, fly-men, spider-men, lice-men, ape-men, jackdaw-men, magpie-men, parrot-men. Each type corresponds to a different profession: the bear-men are experimental philosophers; the fox-men are politicians; the bird-men are astronomers, etc. Along the river sail many types of vessels suited to the various types of people; some are shaped like fox-traps; others like bird-nests; the emperor's ships are made of gold; the merchants' ships of leather. All vessels are very light, whatever substance they are made of, and float like wood. The Imperial City, also called Paradise, is built in the Roman style, in gold. A series of canals makes it appear as a group of islands, which in fact it is not. The different blocks are united by bridges. The houses are no more than two storeys high.
The Imperial Palace is built on a hill, surrounded by pillars in a four-mile semicircle with a gate every half mile. The First Gate, which leads from the city itself to the palace, has a cloister on either side, mounted on more pillars. The palace, lit and heated by the sun, is built in the shape of a church, one and a half miles long by one and a half miles broad. The roof is arched and also set on pillars. A notable feature is that a throne can be found in every room, for the convenience of the emperor. The Room of State is paved in green diamonds and there are also diamonds in the arches between the pillars. The roof is of blue diamonds with a carbuncle set in the centre to represent the sun. On either side— east and west—are rubies symbolizing dawn and dusk. The entire decoration gives visitors the impression of a rainbow. The emperor's bedroom is black and even the floor is of black marble, but the ceiling is of mother-of-pearl with the moon and stars picked out in diamonds. The imperial bed is encrusted with carbuncles and more diamonds. Faced with such treasures, the visitor will easily understand the popular saying—that there are more riches in the Blazing World than in all the rest of the planet.
(Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle, Observations upon Experimental Philosophy. To which is added the Description of a New Blazing World. Written by the Thrice Noble, Illustrious and Excellent Princesse, The Duchess of Newcastle, London, 1666)
Text from The Dictionary of Imaginary Places, updated and expanded edition by Alberto Manguel and Gianni Guadalupi (Harcourt Brace & Company, 2000)
You owe it to yourself to buy publications from Beehive Books. Your life will only get better.
Modern Times Blazing World (Picked up at Windmill Farms). A 3 of 4. So I had Blazing World several years back, which was labeled as a “Hoppy Dank Amber,” and now it appears it is a “Dank Nelson IPA,” and the recipe has clearly changed given the color of the body. Not sure why, but this new version is also quite good. Smells quite a bit of herbal qualities and some lighter fruity notes, and this has a solid creamy body with light grain sweetness. Quite a departure from the hefty amber body with roast qualities from before, but I’m not complaining.
Danitz x Klein Chinese fic guide 🐈⬛🦮
As promised, here is my reclist for fics that ship Danitz Dubois with Klein Moretti and his various personas (aka BlazingWorld, aka DaKe, aka KeNi, etc. henceforth referred to as d/k for convenience) in Chinese on Lofter (the Chinese equivalent of Tumblr) and a few on Ao3, plus tips on how to access and navigate Lofter.
Table of Contents: 1. Lofter reclist 2. Lofter tips 3. Ao3 reclist
Lofter recs:
This is just the handful of links that I originally saved for personal reference; on Lofter d/k is a popular ship with lots of content! I’m sure I’ve only scratched the surface.
I’ll link to one or two fics that I liked from each account, but consider these author recommendations. I’ll be using the English titles bc they’re easier for me to type, but don’t take the translations too seriously.
First off, here is a reclist of d/k and sea team (klein, danitz, and anderson) fics. It’s long, I haven’t finished going through the whole thing yet, and unfortunately some of the links are dead because the post is from 2020 (so if you find a fic you like, check if the author has written more!)
zhujianqingjiu.lofter.com — several d/k fics plus other ships
Danitz just wants a good night’s sleep new relationship adjustment period, sweet + a little angst
Broken wings Danitz takes care of Klein without his powers
sanshier106.lofter.com — several d/k fics, but switched fandoms in 2020 😞
Soulmate AU part 1 of 6, however sadly this fic is incomplete. very sweet, well characterized.
hjnnk.lofter.com — excellent d/k fics, several multi-chap
Clearly a smile is enough to captivate a city part 1 of 17, modern gaming au longfic that I highly recommend
What’s it like to call your boyfriend by the wrong name? forum-style crackfic, d/k from anderson’s pov
melt05.lofter.com — another author with many d/k fics I really enjoyed! they cross-post their smut on ao3, however they post anonymously so you have to search each fic individually.
Honeymoon established relationship, Danitz introduces Klein-as-Dwayne Dantes to his parents, very sweet. There is never enough Danitz/Dwayne in the world
fairy62435.lofter.com — fluff! fluff! fluff!!
Lord Blazing’s secret lover? the cutest modern streamer au, chatfic where Danitz doesn’t realize he’s livestreaming
baixuaner.lofter.com — only one d/k fic, but it was completed recently
Zhou Xiaorui and his Mr. Pirate part 1 of 6, complete. highly recommend!! Danitz time travels to meet ZMR pre-ritual and they have a beautiful, millennia-spanning romance
ok hear me out me ordering the chinese collector's edition of lotm vol 3 part 1 on aliexpress is actually a reasonable development because:
look at these two motherfuckers!!!
WHAT ARE THEY DOING!!!!!!