So my older sister hyped up this show on (Of all places) 'The History Channel'. So I thought "Oh, I guess I should check out the episodes on the Chicago gangs, the Compton gangs & the Hell's Angels. Looks educational. Instead, what I got is this! Gangland: These gangs are dangerous, they jerkoff to hentai & order books from Japan! (*Flash editing ensues) Me: Ummm. How did these gangs get so powerful? Gangland: This gang is so fucked up, the FBI said they were crazy!! (*Flashy editing, followed by gunshot sound FX with screaming guy sound & picture of a random dead body) Me: How do these gangs get their funding? Gangland: This gang is so fucked up, the FBI said they were crazy!! Me: You already said that!!! FBI: Yeah, we implanted crack in the inner cities. Me: Wait, what?!! Tell us more! Gangland: This gang is so crazy, they use the metric system so they call Quarter pounders 'Royales With Cheese'! Me: No, go back to that FBI guy! He said some pretty shady shit! (*Flashy editing followed by that same sound FX of gunshots & screaming guy with pictures of random dead people) Me: Educate me!!!! Gangland: Now here's IceT & Snoop Dogg to tell us about gangs. Snoop Dogg: Game of Thrones is real! Dragons existed! Me: Oh my god, he's out of it. Ice T: They crazy! Y'all only payed me to say two words. You wanted more, you should of hired Coolio for half the price. I'm out dis bitch! Gangland: Gangs are scary!!!! Deal with it, 'Murica! (Roll Credits) I just wanted to be educated without it being pandering or without any of that ADHD editing. Is that so hard?