#bleached thoughts

[beautifulblackbutterflies]

Ulquiorra seems like that significant other who would trash talk you for watching a campy reality show, but somehow slowly gets sucked into it.

Phase 1: Questioning why you watch this trash and going to do something else for a while

Phase 2: He's doing something else in the room while you're watching, scoffing occasionally

Phase 3: It's turned from scoffs to passing commentary. "Kaitlyn deserves better." "None of these people should associate with each other, and yet they persist." (Doesn't even realize his chair has been turned towards the TV for the last 15 minutes)

Phase 4: His schedule is miraculously clear when it's time for the show. He has already silently prepared your favorite beverage/snack combo and is sitting on the couch next to you. He agrees wholeheartedly that Jenna is vulgar and Brooke had every right to drag her for what happened on the beach trip.

Stage 5: He's done a deep dive into the fansite. You have created a monster.

(Ngl partially inspired by Hubs lol)

[beautifulblackbutterflies]

Aizen would be a toxic girl dad and I will die on this hill.

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Also, can we talk about Shunsui in that last episode? My boy went from this

To this

Like, there should be no question anymore about why Yamamoto left him in charge. Homeboy is 'bout it 'bout it

[beautifulblackbutterflies]

Bleached Thoughts #? (It's late and I'm lazy lmao)

After watching the latest episode...

Kitty: "I've really enjoyed how the last few episodes they've really been letting Ichigo be spicy again. *giggle* He protecc, he attacc, he keeps gettin' slashed in the back."

Hubs: "I honestly thought you were gonna say, 'He protecc, he attacc, he keeps making fun of the cat.'"

Kitty: *spits out drink*😂

For real, though, where did Ichigo get so much effortless sass?

[beautifulblackbutterflies]

Fanfiction writing is a wild experience. You control the narrative, you control the characters, and yet they sometimes grow a mind of their own. Like, how did we go from—

Katalina (OC): *exists*

Grimmjow:

To them basically not being able to function without properly without each other.

Like, she was just supposed to be a foil/annoyance, not a love interest and ten years later, boom. I have the longest running, functional-ish relationship I've ever written (and seeing as these two are fuckin' problematic 90% of the time, what does that say about me??) 🫣🤣

[beautifulblackbutterflies]

Taking care of an injured Grimmjow be like:

You cannot convince me otherwise

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"My name is Uryu Ishida, and by the honor of the Quincy, I will kill you."

Me: "Uryu is a magical girl, confirmed."

Hubs: 🤣🤣

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"I watch Bleach for the plot!"

The plot:

UGHHHHHHHHHH WHY AM I LIKE THIS😫🥵