✧ How I think BLEACH characters would respond to random questions
( short one cause its just an excuse to post // lil bit nsfw )
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⋆°.•✦ Q: Why are strawberries called strawberries?
Ichigo: “I fight hollows and bad guys. I don’t conduct fruit research.”
⋆°.•✦ Q: Why were you born?
Renji: “To like subscribe and hit that bell icon!”
⋆°.•✦ Q: Is your dick big?
Shunsui: “Is grass green? Am I the best captain in the world and everyone loves me? Yes.”
⋆°.•✦ Q: Do you have toe fuzz?
Urahara: “I own sandals. However, you can investigate at your own risk.”
⋆°.•✦ Q: Can we please hit it from the back?
⋆°.•✦ Q: Are you low on gas and need a jacket?
Shuhei: “Yes. Send me gas money I’d really appreciate it. Make sure the jacket is sexy too.”
⋆°.•✦ Q: Favorite part of being in prison?
Aizen: “I gained more aura with my haircut and you can’t say I didn’t.”
⋆°.•✦ Q: What is your dream job?
Grimmjow: “Go around biting people who annoy the shit out of me.”
⋆°.•✦ Q: Real face reveal when?
Mayuri: “Are you calling me ugly? I’ll do it if I hit 100,000,000,000,000,000 likes.”
⋆°.•✦ Q: Can you cry underwater?
Shinji: “Oh. For a second I thought that said cry underwear hahahaha!”
⋆°.•✦ Q: Why do you sound like that?
⋆°.•✦ Q: Can I inject you in my veins?
Jugram: “No. Your blood has not earned that privilege.”
