#bleachsthetic

[snow-body]

Commission for @bleachsthetic ♥

[bazz-b]

@bleachsthetic​ replied to your post: benny vc: are you alright, bien-aimé? did I upset...

benny vc: :c miki said i upset you

“Miki.. made some assumptions. I’m not upset. That’s a Bazz-B guarantee.”

[cessatiio]

bleachsthetic replied to your post: titty society 

aya screaming from the 13th division: NO

Aw, why??/

[levaer]

@bleachsthetic :    Benny voice "Are you able to make perfumes -- ones that are ... are not deadly?"

   ‘  making perfumes is the easiest thing ever,  benoite.  you could make one out of a straw of lavender and spit,  and voilà.  ’

   he’s only half-serious,  but watching doe-eyed colette move around in his lab like a fish out of water and suddenly turn to him as if he’d uttered the grossest profanity is a bit amusing,  in truth.   ‘  the not deadly part is kinda insulting.  my,  uhm,  my talents would be of better service if you needed to stealthily murder someone.  what kind of perfume?  ’

[fleshpurifies]

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MUNDAY MEME / 🥜 - What’s the nuttiest thread you’ve ever had?

This one is kinda tricky because I’ve been writing for a while, but I think it’s close to like 10 years ago when Tom wrote Aizen and I wrote Ulquiorra. I’d written this thing just to goof around and it was like 6 full paragraphs of Ulquiorra preparing a sandwich to give to Aizen, like part of what made it so stupid was the sheer length of it- and then Tom replied as Aizen with one line: “It’s a bit dry” lkgjfgdsf WE STILL LAUGH ABOUT THAT ONE

[windstormwielding]

@bleachsthetic​ said:

how does he handle romance? is he a serial dater, serial brief crushes, or holds out for serious relationships or not interested at all?

Kōtarō is a dreamer and a sucker for a good romance! While he’s not immune to crushes, and did engage in the odd casual fling pre-lieutenancy, he’s more the type to hold himself out and open his heart towards a serious relationship should the right woman come along. Doesn’t matter whether it’s fast or slow, he’s there for the whole ride!

[hewhoprotects]

@bleachsthetic​

“Call me paranoid, but every now and then I get the feeling that the Soul Society is still keeping tabs on me. You guys know you can just call, right?”

[diepower]

@bleachsthetic​​​​​ said: [TEXT]// i received a message that was only an eggplant and water droplets. i'm not sure what this means. are they asking for directions to the garden to find a fresh eggplant? 

[TEXT]// lol wat. [TEXT]// GIRL [TEXT]// even *i* know what that means omy 💀💀💀 [TEXT]// you gotta give them real detailed instructions [TEXT]// on how to get to the gardens [TEXT]// but DONT meet up with them 🙀🙀 [TEXT]// they used code bc they were obv embarrassed they had to ask [TEXT]// you wouldnt wanna embarrass them more lol [TEXT]// 🍑🍆🥒🍒 [TEXT]// then you gotta block their number after to keep it anon [TEXT]// respect their privacy or whatever lol [TEXT]// LOL 😂