#bless matt

[indigoire]

Matt definitely described Irina as having a beard!

Thank you! Seems to be the general consensus, lol! 

[goldfaultlines]

Appreciation post for britishfilth~~~

[hylianidiot]

[qincheap]

i love my dads side because i have a chemist cousin who is complaining about iodine and how its banned and loudly angry about the legitimancy of his university, tequila and how the surface area of the wood as in barrel aged vs heated wood chipper ages it faster and better, my hunter guy cousin who works for moosejaw telling horror stories about hangovers and chunky tequila, his infant son who is a dragon baby biting people and licking the vegetables, my equestrian-all-the-way cousin who is never not white, and my not-related-to-me uncle, reading a book about ben franklin and ignoring everyone while my chef uncle shouts about speakers and my wine aunt talks about glitter and breasts covered in glitter AND my other cousin (??) matt makes SHITTY PUNS and jokes and is funny as shit bless matt hes 5'2

[merccier]

Omg I absolutely love that bara guy from team aqua (I think his name is Matt?), he doesn't get angry or aggressive he's just like bro I'm so happy you're here you beat me and stuff and I love it ur just awesome bro I'm so happy

[vi-queen]

This one time in English, we had to use descriptive language and sensory imagery to describe a bee and the teacher picked people to read theirs out before asking if anyone thought they could top it and this one kid put up his hand and just started singing "Imma Bee" by the Black Eyed Peas

[maetropa]

I'm actually a funny text post blogger just that my posts only get like 1 note from one person