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Fun fact, in the book, it's explicitly stated that Sophie is a wizard like Howl and has a magical gift for speaking things into existence. Wish they added that into the film bc it explains SO MUCH and adds to the theme that her thoughts were shaping her reality.

There's one scene where she's fixing Howl's jacket and says it looks like it's built to attract ladies. And then SUDDENLY women are swooning over him.

#howl's moving castle

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#lol jordee all the time

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#meow meow

jun-hug

Foxes in Snow

my carrd ★

#fox

atompalace-official

….well, she’s got the spirit!

Heee! (≧∀≦)

In the Pokémon world this constitutes a new type of guy

cannibalcaprine2

people probably arent gonna remember all 905 pokemon nor learn about all 905

lastoneout

has the person who made those tags not seen how many subreddits there are to help people identify bugs and animals and stuff??

Anyway I’d kill to see the pokemon version that guy holding a tarantula hawk or the other one with the blue ringed octopus that sounds amazing

blueberrycrepe

Consider-

Picture of a man holding a Spoink in his hands: I found this little guy in the forest! Doesn’t look native to Galar. What kind of Pokémon is this?

The comments: ITS HEART ISNT BEATING PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN PUT IT

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autohaste

*me thinking this boy had genuine feelings for me*

kooli

vandals in my town lowkey kinda funky doe

djzachyb

Free him!

35-hours

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-arrested-by-tempe-police-over-graffiti-taggings-11431581

"They raided my condo and vehicle ... in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face."

"I just spent the last 24 hours in Tempe and Phoenix police custody for spraying 'Penis Man,'" Shomer wrote. "They raided my condo and vehicle and swarmed my entire complex in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face.

"Anyone with any doubt who the bad guys are here ... be certain it is the City of Tempe, City of Phoenix, and police forces valleywide. There is no excuse for pointing an AR-15 in the face of a non-violent offender."

Shomer added in further posts that he spent a night at Maricopa County's Fourth Avenue Jail following more than five hours in Tempe police custody, during which time he was giving "nothing to eat."

He wrote that he was "told I wouldn't receive medical attention after requesting it, even though it was posted on the wall to ask if desired. I was having a panic attack, cause they put a fucking assault rifle in my face (that's illegal, both denying medical attn, and excessive force)."

Shomer also wrote in his post-arrest screed, "For the record, I hate the institution of the police. But, I do not think every single cop is a bastard. To say they all are, is imo, stooping to their level of profiling. Some of the detectives I met seemed to be genuine penis man fans."

"Penis Man is neither man nor woman, you nor me," Shomer wrote in one post. "We are ALL Penis Man."

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I Didn't Kill Him...And Here's Why

I am a bright red Tiefling Assassin turned bounty hunter. I have a bloodline through Glasya allowing me to use the spell Disguise Self once a day. I had just recently returned from looting a huge load of gold and an heirloom dagger from the ex-husband of an elven woman I was sleeping with as my downtime activities for that week. The guards had knocked on my door stating that someone of my EXACT description was seen murdering the ex-husband. In order to get more information I decided the only logical thing….was to pretend I was drunk.

Guard: Can you account for your where about for the last two hours?

Me: No I cannot…cause I’ve been getting myself drink. Doonk. Drak?

Guard: We have an eye-witness that gave us an exact description of you having murdered an elven noble. Tell me do you know a Lunara Oakleaf?

Me: Oh my gods! Is she the one dead? Did she die? Oh gods you’re here to tell me she’s dead! *Collapses to the floor. Both in game and real life"

Guard: No! No, no. It was her husband that was killed.

Me: Oh him! That guys a prick…but he was an honest prick.Real shame that one.

Guard: We’ll….be in touch.

After they left, I inspected the dagger that was requested specifically by the Lunara for me to get and sure enough..I find blood against the hilt guard. I’ve been framed. Changing my shape to look like a different Tiefling of purple skin and horns. I begin my own investigation to find out what happened. I am immediately picked up by the same guard cause apparently…Tieflings are rare in this city. Now in custody I am in an interrogation room.

Guard: so…Who the hell are you. Cause I’ve only met one Tiefling…and he isn’t you.

Me: Are you sure? I drop the illusion, much to my DM’s and my party’s confusion

Guard: So now you can change how you look. Just what do you think you were doing?

Me: The woman is a friend of mine…a very, very close friend. And I wanted to help her.

Guard: So how is it that you are so collected now when not ten minutes ago you were completely drunk?

Me: I’m a Tielfing. My party is looking at me like I’m crazy.

Party Member (PM) 1: How does that answer the question?

Me: Tieflings are uncommon here and the guy has only met one other Tiefling. I’m banking on him not having a clue on how we consume alcohol.

The DM allowed me advantage on the Deception check. 18.

Guard: Fine then…but how do you explain the fact we have an eye witness that gives us a perfect description of you.

Me: First off, we both know you’re eye witness was Lunara, you know..the disgruntled ex-wife? And Two, the reason I couldn’t have killed him is easy….I’m an assassin.

PM1: Why would you say that in the middle of an interrogation!?

PM2: Are you trying to be sent to prison?!

Me: Me holding up my hand for a moment to speak. You see…I’m an assassin. Well…formerly an assassin. IF I had killed him…..you never would have found the body.

The table goes silent, jaws agape.

Me: In addition, as an assassin. There wouldn’t have been an eye witness, and on the chance that there was…you just saw me change my look. IF Ihad tried to kill him…I wouldn’t have done it looking like myself. And I have evidence…

Producing the note that the ex-wife had used to tell me she wanted the knife so I would have possession of it, as well as giving them the knife without any mention of reward. I returned home to my large king size bed without spending a single second in a cell.

And that is how you get out of being framed for murder…while telling everyone that you killed people for a living.

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people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring