#bless that guy

[herpderpingest]

I feel like it's like

Showrunners: These two guys are soulmates. Cosmically linked. Infinitely, unendingly, fated to hurt each other and lose each other but then always, always find and heal and save each other. Their love eclipses the concepts of friendship and brotherhood. Across all timelines, every universe, they are destined to be together.

The network: No homo, though.

[ramenwithbroccoli]

Shoutout to my middle-aged informatics teacher, who uses femine form of "we" while he teaches my all-girl group. Some ppl laughed at first, but now there's only respect.

For example, when he says "now we have to check our code once again", it sounds like a bunch of hacker girls with a very intelligent grandma teaching them about consequences. Best. Teacher.

[splendidcas]

the Barnes and Noble checkout guy: do you wanna sign up and be a member

Me: I totally would but I'm broke. Even though I'm still about to buy several books

Checkout guy: You don't need money. Or sleep or food. You just need books

Me: finally someone understands 😩🙌🏻

[enitari]

fun story: me and @aaolis went to the store and they had a new security camera set up and we waved into it just for fun, and then this random guy shows up, laughing, gives agnes this picture and goes ‘ey, do you want this?’ !!! apparently he worked there, saw us waving while he was checkin g the cameras and took this photo and gave it to us lmao bless that fucking guy

[narniasclosetvoltron]

church wasn’t too bad

Eheheheh

some nice man gave me candy and I was allowed to stay in the hall watching videos

[bettermetalgoat]

Shout out to the dude at the grocery store who couldn’t get a bag of pistachios to ring up so he keyed in a number and was like “$3 sound good to you?”. I hope that guy gets great things in life. Like so many blessings on his house. Bless you disgruntled grocery store angel. You’re an unsung hero.

[hap-less]

i just shovelled an acre of snow before a plow came by and helped out.

[ultralaser]

"is he not taking the simulation seriously?"