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Coffee

Protect us, O coffee, from the snares of the exhaustion, the groggy, the sleepy, and the tiredness. In you we place all our hope. In you we find our energy. Lead us forth unto the legions of pointless meetings that should be emails and give us the courage and capability to stay the course in every project we are compelled to complete, though the client keeps making changes.

#random thoughts #shitpost #coffee #totally not a tweaked warhammer thing

ashenmind

good lord this thing is useless

fishmech

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

dragongirltongue

Happy horse on mars day

Maybe I can transfer this sickness in my body (allergies) to someone I can’t stand if I believe hard enough. Manifesting this sickness into a ball headed straight for a guy with a punchable face.

#Ignore me I currently feel like garbage #I am about half loopy from allergy meds and needing sleep #I’m literally just whining on tumblr because I need to be a little bit dramatic about all this

cantabilechaos

His ass is NOT tissues

demilypyro

Wait! I can change! *enters my second phase and my background music gains an angry electric guitar*

#Next phase will be like “why do I hear an ominous Latin choir?”

landmineblogging

kingdom hearts bad ending where all the friends you made along the way died from having their immune systems compromised by your foreign destiny island germs

landmineblogging

they have to euthanize goofy

ghostbytesforkicks

The worst timeline where they euthanized Goofy before he and his wife had Max and now we'll never know how hard I2I by Powerline fucking slaps.

landmineblogging

he wasn't even sick or anything they just did it as a precautionary measure

knightofleo

😾

jackdawsfavorite

bonus

byjove

we need more mpreg in horror and less fpreg in horror. no more women terrifyingly pregnant, more men terrifyingly pregnant, preferably cis

#there’s a short story where an alien gets a guy pregnant but it’s like a surrogate situation #If I remember right he freaks out when he sees another dude getting a C Section and the alien doesn’t seem to care that the guy is in pain #Bloodchild by Octavia Butler

adultlikers

porksweats

e me a mail

fortooate

make the attachment a pic of a snail

jumpingjacktrash

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

nuclearcarrots

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

laurasinele

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

lydia-skyrim

My thane whatever you do DO NOT

#Too late. I did :(

Sometimes cats will just inhale with all their might and when they open their mouths, they just go “a!”

#random thoughts #Cats

sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

sceptixfakemon

im never leaving this hellsite

doctorwhogifs

moonfallplays-deactivated202501

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

mishalak-deactivated20200713

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

wizardarchetypes

reading a paper written by an expert in your field that you personally respect deeply and disagreeing with something they say fundamentally and with zeal is so funny. like well you may be an expert whose writings have been foundational the my very field of study and i may just be some guy struggling to write his master's thesis but you're wrong and i'm right. ☝️ about this.