#two nickels

[knightsofeclipse]

If I had a nickel

For every time Dragon Age: Origins

Made me commit wholesale CHILD MURDER

Because I was too dumb to solve a puzzle

I would have 2 nickels

Which isn’t a lot… BUT ITS WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE!

(Amalia over in Honnleath and Connor in Redcliffe)

[punk-rock-pig]

If I had a nickel for every guy I’ve hooked up with who asked me if I’m a lesbian right before I had sex with him, I’d have two nickels.

[quarkquork]

Artfight attack on @ultrainfinitepit's Strahd (as well as her Sergei and Tatyana/@claiborneart's Holahl)

this one is a bit of a shitpost ngl. our D&D party just found Strahd's diary and we've all been clowning on him.

the reference

[quarkquork]

My two big group attacks against my friends this year:

my Tomodachi Life versions of @claiborneart's Meri the Monster Hunter, @yo-yo-yoshiko's Spiders Jeremy, and @ultrainfinitepit's Penance:

and a tiny version of our Curse of Strahd D&D party making soup like we're in Ratatouille! (featuring @claiborneart's Holahl, @yo-yo-yoshiko's Gringus McCool and Spineless, @ultrainfinitepit's Ireena and Ismark NPCs, and my very own Wyn Emrys Morgan:

[lunarscyphozoa]

Why are the only sweater pattern books I have both from 1988

[quarkquork]

Artfight attack on @yo-yo-yoshiko's favorite little worm (Spineless) and bird who insists he's a man (Gringus McCool)

[bonjaminfranklin]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been listing to the music of a comedian I follow on tik tok for months without realizing they’re the same person

[alpha-bet1a]

If I had a nickel every time I thought Lestat was going to die, I would have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it is odd that it happened twice...