#blinky oc

[lennyguardianistheonlyright]

Blinky: Dad, look! I drew you at school today!

Guardian: Hell yeah, fanart!

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Laa Laa: Whats your opinion on tampons

Blinky: They’re little fuzzy sticks on strings

Laa Laa: Then you are ultimately more mature than most boys

Blinky: Why?

Laa Laa: For some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vangina

Blinky: Well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those

Laa Laa:

Blinky:

Laa Laa: that is a fantastic point

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Arrow: in light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Blinky: FORTY FIVE SECONDS !??!!

Arrow: NO! four to five seconds!

Blinky, already suffocating him: too late!!

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Blinky: Monkey on the car

Guardian: Monkey on the car

Blinky: f u c k o f f

Lenny, dying from laughter:

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Tisa: Sir, we need to talk about your teaching methods.

Tisa: Blinky was meant to turn in a report on ‘why government matters’. He wrote this.

Lenny, reading: ‘It doesn’t’.

Lenny: [proud chuckle]

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Blinky: Dad, I’m hungry.

Lenny: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.

Blinky, tearing up: Did you just make a dad joke?

Lenny, also tearing up: Did you just call me Dad?

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Anne, staring at Blinky: Do children like you?

Lenny: I'm actually really good with kids.

Lenny: I just don't talk to them that much.

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Lenny, texting in the group chat: I just found out that Blinky’s nose works on my phone screen so I’m gonna let him type a text and let autocorrect interpet his words

The text: funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

Richard: The child has spoken