#blitz chats

[blitzbabysits]

*bolts in just utterly covered in bandaids*

*slams head-spikes-first into you* HI UNCY BITZY!

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Jamie???? What happened?! You didn't try stair surfing again, did you-

[blitzhidesthings]

Bro I swear to god I skip from obsession to obsession so fast you can barely call it a hyperfixation (despite the fact that i will dedicate weeks to living and breathing that single piece of media)

And let me just say…

I had one (1) conversion with my best friend (you know who you are) about Haikyuu (yes the volleyball anime)

And now it’s all I can think about

Like WTF this isn’t fair, why am i now obsessed with a bunch of fictional millennial men (and women, i love the women so much) who play Volleyball!!!

The time skip has me in a chokehold (and I don’t want to escape….)

[blitzbabysits]

Heya kiddos! Guess who's dragged his way back to front ! :D !

I missed y'all!

[blitzbabysits]

Dunno if you know about the ceiling fan littles, but I'm about 60% certain one of them just fell off.

Wait- they're still doing that??

@smallishimps , @bigbrother-striker , @pwincess-charchar , and @little-angie hey! Are y'all okay??

[blitzbabysits]

Uh Blitzi Is tinks da oder cargibers ars gunna needs somes hewps. Somebodys gabe da oder liddles enewgy dwinks & sents dem to cweate caos 4s da caregibers!

-🍪🍫💙

Oh no-

Aye!

@duckciferthecg , @cannibal-auntie , @cg-sir-pentious , and any other caregiver that needs help, ya can send some kiddos my way ^^

[blitzbabysits]

Ack- where'd ya get that, kiddo?

[blitzbabysits]

Hey kids! I made some waffles! Come an get em! :D

[blitzbabysits]

With how many kiddos are biting me it's making me tempted to get that anti chew spray stuff an spray it on my horns or something at this point-