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sometimes I look at my pjoverse canons and laugh at how many times I died only for the universe to take it back. like. (John mulaney delta airlines voice) me as jason, luke, and blitzen: can I go to the afterlife please? | the universe: NO! in fact, we’re gonna send you to VALHALLA, and you’re gonna train for the apocalypse for THE REST OF TIME! | me: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??? | the universe: cause this is the riordanverse, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE! -#gayorchardboy
me, fighting off a blitzen shift bc it’s the canon I met my shitty ex through and I don’t feel like dealing with it: AAAAAAA!! AAAAAAAAAA!! | the shift: why are you running? *WHY ARE YOU RUNNING-* -blitzen #gayorchardboy
dear hearthstone. i was so happy to find you. we dated for over a year. then you broke my heart. and I found out what a terrible person you are. ill see you in hell, darling. -blitzen. #gayorchardboy
sometimes i look at my outfit and think “i never would’ve been caught DEAD in this.” but. if i want to wear a cheesy shirt from Epcot and skinny jeans that fit kinda weird I’m going to -blitzen🏳️🌈👔🌹
yknow i get you can’t choose kins and all but like. if i ever meet an alderman im putting all my fucking effort into making sure they can’t get near any other hearths especially not my hearth. that shit fucked him up enough last time. not again, bitch. -blitzen🏳️🌈👔🌹
i still can’t believe the necklace i made with a feru rune from dnd to see if my friend who’s probably magnus is literally jack. i use him as a pendulum once and learn that ive accidentally found jack. im glad he can’t sing in this life but im confused on how a pendant is a fuckign kinnie but 🤷♂️ -blitzen🏳️🌈👔🌹
when i meet hearth offline again im bringing him a ton of gifts (ie cheesy tshirts preferably with gay jokes) and i wanna make a hand knit scarf for him -blitzen🏳️🌈👔🌹
local gay dad still searching for his son, more at eleven -blitzen🏳️🌈👔🌹
