#blog chapter

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got blocked by the muppet joker and strange aeons thats how you KNOW i am a whole new kind of blogger. i was too insane for them. too insane for all the other fartbrains who got spltlvlhous blocked. bc like... must suck having such horrible taste! must be boring not understanding my sense of satire. must be exhausting to use tumblr the way you do. its not fun to be someone who hates me. all those fuckers are miserable. :D me? im dan and phils long lost mpreg child

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new era

you cant be THAT surprised im becoming the jim henson of yaoi... i LITERALLY

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haha if you didnt know gonzo took over my blog for a while....

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i control the narrative

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[spltlvlhous]

i love my life

i decided to become a blogger

which means. no matter what happens

i'll be cranking out that blogtent

soley for my existence

i blog my every thought

i ain't n'ere gon stawp doin mah thang (*☻-☻*)

a 20th century bohemian

who's blogging like its 2012

then i found out i was dan and phils long lost mpreg child

and everything made sense.

now, i plan to travel out west.

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people who got surprised by fakespnepisodes turning in to gonzo have no idea how my mutuals felt when they woke up to my blog being gonzo and then subsequently phermit everyday4lyfe