#croaker beef

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lbreh someone liked pne of my muppet joker reblogs but i cant reblog itsaying aomeone liked this bc im blocked so i had to take a screenshot

okay but also this is whwrw he says he’s supposedlt a phannie yet sees them as ‘merely coworkers’ dude there is a REASON you got cucked by camilla the fucking chicken you cunt

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yesterday some croaker stan harassed me

you really shouldnt mess with me.

im a blogger,

an artist,

and yaoi wizard,

and an archivist.

this is my blog, my narrative.

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yeah, im also way better at crafting tumblr posts than your normie poser puritan ass ever could

if you tried you’d act like jeff in pottery class

but, no sexual tension.

you talk like a tumblr incel.

archived under:

*in the voice of dan howell*

litrelly a bloody cunt cuck bitch

(bark bark bark)

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haha if you didnt know gonzo took over my blog for a while....

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if anyone who bullied me gets any amount of internet notoriety i will make them suffer breh i trolled the muppet joker for until i got blocked but also i got blocked bc i genuinely started beefing with him when he made a bunch of pilgrim hats for thanksgiving. hey. i'm talking to you, person who runs @the-muppet-joker that was ignorant and racist. oh and fuck all u white liberals for going "did he do anything else besides the pilgrim hats that qualify as racist" HE MADE PILGRIM HATS.

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okay so. for those who missed/don't understand my muppet joker beef

muppet joker character went offline to "focus on his family"

dan and phil discover phermit, muppet joker comes back enraged. then says he's lying to his wife about 'relapsing on tumblr' which pissed me off bc. tumblr is fucking awesome FUCK YOU.

he said he sees DAN AND PHIL as MERELY COWORKERS. dude. FUCK YOU.

someone says "what if your wife finds your tumblr" he responds 'no ones wife is on tumblr'. dude. fuck. YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FCUJ YOU

im like wow i can annoy this blog in to blogging with me

gonzo the muppet starts blogging on my blog [#gonzo takeover]. gonzo LOVES phermit, and. it really grew on me. even after gonzo moved over to fakespnepisodes... i just... i can't let go of phermit.

me and gonzo make a bunch of posts and he just has no fucking whimsy and ignored it. THEN he made PILGRIM HATS to "celebrate thanksgiving". im not going to explain why that's racist (i already have so many fucking times)

i tell him he needs to burn the hats. and that he's a fucking colonizer because what the fuck. making racist jokes makes you racist. he blocked me.

me and gonzo are so much better than that green cunt