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The Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part 4
Hufflepuff: phil collins didn't have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that......he did that for all of us
Slytherin: i'd just like to formally apologize for like [gestures to all of myself]
Gryffindor: im a power couple with myself. i love us. we work hard.
Ravenclaw: im alive but only ironically
Ravenclaw: No offense but do you all need validation for EVERY fucking thing?
Slytherin: ...Maybe so.
The Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part 5
Ravenclaw: no similes, we die
Slytherin: I might seem like a cold bitch but when I'm into someone I'm like level 5 clinger, like wya? can I kiss you? can I love you?
Hufflepuff: I'm such a slut for reassurance!!!!!!! like tell me how much you love me!!!! KINKY AF
Gryffindor: "really?" I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
The Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part 3
Gryffindor: I'll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first
Ravenclaw: As I get older I find documentaries scare me more than horror movies
Slytherin: I make like 1 friend every 6 years
Hufflepuff: every time i speak i am reminded why i should not
Ravenclaw: (makes post to fuck with people on tumblr)
Ravenclaw's Post: whoa if you type ur password on tumblr it will block it out look ***********
Gryffindor: (responds to Ravenclaw's post) creampieguy99
Gryffindor:
Gryffindor: so yall were gonna let me play myself like that
Gryffindor: Oh, my god!
Ravenclaw: What?
Gryffindor: They're called pizza rolls because it's pizza that's been rolled up!
Ravenclaw: Why did you think they were called that??
Gryffindor: I've never thought about a single thing before in my life.
The Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part 2
Hufflepuff: Me having not left my house yet: god I can't wait to get back home
Ravenclaw: I can't even say "asking for a friend" because everyone knows I have no friends
Slytherin: You ever catch yourself overthinking then you're like bitch what the fuck who cares
Gryffindor: i don't get why we need driver's training. driving is just like mario cart except slower and you can't throw blue shells at people
