“Shut up.”
“Make me.”
- Evelyn and Astarion, probably.
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“Shut up.”
“Make me.”
- Evelyn and Astarion, probably.
Sometimes Astarion likes to be the one who’s seduced, right? 💛
Getting caught staring isn’t always bad…
(We all know Astarion likes it when it’s from the right person) 💛
❤️When he’s not panicking about his fathering abilities, there’s no way Astarion isn’t the type of dad to sit and fantasize about the lives his babies will lead while rubbing Evelyn’s tummy at night.💛
So I've been watching Marvel movies for some nostalgia-based comfort and have come to the super-pleasing and hilarious realization that Evelyn & Astarion are just Thor & Loki with their color schemes reversed... and also not siblings.
Karlach: That guy's mind is a bag of cats. You can smell the crazy on him.
Evelyn: Have care how you speak. Astarion may be beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my lover.
Shadowheart: He killed eighty people in two days. And wait, isn't he your brother?
Evelyn: ... He's adopted.
Last Line Game
Thank you for the tag @hellethil ! 💛
“Such a cruel and wicked little thing, aren’t you?” Astarion purred.
Tagging: @pursuitseternal @roguishcat @khywren @xxnashiraxx @honeybee-bard !