Oct 21, 2024
Will do, Gage. Will do.
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Will do, Gage. Will do.
"Living in Florida, I know exactly what creature would be the #1 most common enemy in the Florida Wasteland of Fallout: Bloodbugs. So. Many. Bloodbugs."
Fallout Confessions
Okay, I can handle the giant roaches. Two-headed cattle, fine. 40-foot-tall lobsters, nothing a little heavy fire can’t handle. I’ll even deal with the monster lizards that like to savor your disembowelment.
But I’m drawing the line with the mosquitos. Something about a 30-inch hypodermic needle on a bug the size of a large dog makes me want to blow the world up all over again.
The Sole Survivor vs. Bloodbugs
Me: I'm decked out in power armor, wielding a minigun. I am an undeniable badass.
Bloodbug: yo what up
Me: OH HELL NO. Get away from me, you nasty.
Bloodbug: im gonna chomp on your leg now
Me: No, you're not. I'm in power armor, you stupid bug.
Bloodbug: oh yeah watch this
Me: That's impossible! I'm encased in a giant metal suit.
Bloodbug: shows what you think, sucker
Me: *is dead*