#bloodytasmin

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FOR VANDEN FROM TASMIN because I can't be bothered to log onto her account but: 20!

Number generator said 2 but okay uwu

Send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number:↳ 20: upside down kiss

                         How do you hang an idiot upside down? It’s easy: you put him in a tree, and wait for his sister to throw a fit and demand he get out of it. And of course the idiot teases her, and she give this angry little pout, cartoon steam puffs flying across the screen from her face. Sure, she looks ten years old, but Ever is stronger than Riley looks, and she’s going to shake that three until Vanden falls out.

                         And all of this noise draws over a certain redhead, who “just happened to be in the area”, as people say when they either have a secret or don’t have a reason.

                         The twins don’t notice her at first—Ever’s got both her arms around the tree trunk and shaking it, Vanden’s giggling like a little girl at her futile attempt—but Tasmin is there, and she doesn’t understand what the hell is going on.

                         And then there’s a very unmanly shriek, branch cracking, and                                                                           HALLELUJAH IT’S RAINING MEN!

                         —wait, no, it’s just Vanden, caught upside-down on a low branch in front of the human. So that is what's going on. Idiot, idiot, idiot.

                         “Tasmin! Hi!” Hey, he knows her name! And she looks surprised. Probably more because he just mostly fell out of a tree in front of her than the name thing, but who knows. Mister Telepath doesn’t poke around in peoples’ heads unless he has to do a vampire thing. But how does one explain this situation, with his babydoll of a sister becoming the Incredible Hulk, and his wimpy fainting ass not being splattered all over the ground right now?

                         Well, if you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit. A distraction is always good, right? So both if his stupid noodle arms lift up, hands pressed carefully to her cheeks—he still has broken fingers that refuse to heal—and his lips against hers. Vanden doesn’t feel as porcelain as he looks, and Tasmin is a lot warmer than the sassy mean vampires he’s always around—

                         C R A CK .

                         Thank you tree branch, good job Spider-Man. This is how you piss Mary Jane off. Idiot pancake with leaves in his hair.

                         And there goes Ever laughing. “Ha! Serves you right!”

                         “Ow, ow, ow ow ow ow…”

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it's just that he doesn't give off that "I'm mature enough to use my penis" vibe.

[ INTENSE WHEEZING ]

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+8

3in-minikin-shinji, the-vindictive-king, shigurethenovelist, bloodytasmin, tinybonsai, meganemonster, hemokinetic, f-uyukaidesu

    "Have you heard about it? About a girl who actually see another her across the street?" Don't mind her now, she's just into urban legends lately. 

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"Peppermint makes ya--" Excuse me, 000? There is a girl laughing like an idiot on the ground and she won't get up.

                    “How is that funny…? I don’t get it.” Should he be concerned? And is that weird? Scent fetishes are a thing, so why not peppermint? And — Tasmin, get up, the ground is dirty.

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omfg hes never grabbed her breasts before are you hinting something???

I don't know

am I

they have a gravitational pull

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[ manly voice ] ha, gay.

                    “…not completely?” Either he’s fucking out on the English here again, or we’ve just learned something tonight— either way, he doesn’t quite get it.

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"Adoraaa." Tasmin wants in on this action.

                    There is nothing bitchier than the silent treatment, is there? That and anything he says will only fuel her—

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"Yo little dude," She means Ever. "Ya that guys sister, right? I mean ya look alike and everything, but seriously though, is he even real? His face is fucking out of this world, and now that I look at you, yours is too. Jesus Christ." { IF SHE KNOWS ONE SIBLING SHE HAS TO KNOW THE OTHER. }

                    Eeeee! There’s a girl speaking to her! This is exciting — Ever thought they all hated her. Which would be fair, considering how nasty she gets over…anyway! “You mean Vanden? He’s my twin~.” Unbelievable, just because of the height difference, but it isn’t like he’s tall either. Unless she meant Julian. Not Ever’s twin, but still her brother. “You should see my mother. She would make you cry.”

                    She definitely looks young enough to say that, right? The Ruiner can make anyone cry.