#bloodywolffangs

[fuck-customers]

I had a customer once lecture me that her salad had too much lettuce and she didn't want to pay so much for something that was mostly lettuce. Like...what? What did you think a salad was?

[aheartofgold]

I just saw your post in that silver dress and just wanted to say that you're beautiful.

OH MY GOD thank you so much <3 the dress is the most beautiful princessy thing I have ever wore and I feel like a magical fairy in it

[vibrantbloom]

Ten Inch Hero? (If not, I highly recommend it)

I think yes but I can’t really remember it

send me iconic movies you think everyone should’ve seen in their lives and i have to respond honestly if i’ve seen them

[clar3ven]

» CLAR3VEN GOT TAGGED

Rules:

Always post the rules

Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones

Tag 11 people and link them to the post

Actually tell them you tagged them

MY Q&A:

1) Peanut butter; chunky, smooth, or ew get it away from me?

If the question is peanut butter, the answer is always yes. But preferably smooth.

2) Everybody knows what they would do if they were a super hero, but what if you were a super villain? What would your powers be and why did you become so evil?

My power would be mind control. I became evil because the patriarchy needed a firm punch in the dick.

3) Have you ever been completely nude in front of a total stranger?

I think the closest I've been was, one time I was changing in my girlfriend's dorm and the door was open. Like 3 people passed by and I was only in my underwear.

4) Time Machine! You are now eleven years old again, in school, getting ready to dissect a frog in the name of science. Is there anything you would tell your younger self that you wish you knew now?

If you have a choice in anything, take the riskier option if the outcome will not hurt you.

5) What is the one song that, if it came on the radio, you would halt everything you are doing and crank it up full blast? There are a bunch of songs I would do this for, but having to choose one it would be Help is On the Way by Rise Against.

6) Favorite shoes?

I really like how converse look but I've never owned any.

7) What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

Birdemic or House of Wax

8) Your most embarrassing, most mortifying moment of your life?

My girlfriend at the time was giving me a handjob. I fell asleep because I wasn't really feeling it. I really didn't want to do anything. I find it funny now. Because it was. It was pretty hilarious.

9) Read any comics? (web or not) What are your faves?

Homestuck, xkcd, and Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

10) When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?

There was this day where I was really out of it, and kinda feeling crappy. I was with my girlfriend and an awesome friend of mine. I figured out that if I move my fingers in a certain way I could make a vein in my hand move back and forth. Then I said "dancing's in my blood."

11) If there is an elephant in the room, do you ignore it or get on that bitch and ride it into the sun?

It really depends on how I feel at the time. Sometimes I feel too nervous to talk about certain things. Other times I will talk about anything. 

Q&A FOR THE OTHER PEEPS:

1) Right now, if you could do anything, what would it be?

2) Biggest regret?

3) What are some of your favorite bands/songs?

4) What was your dream to be as a kid? Are you still on that path? If not, what is your dream now?

5) What books would you recommend?

6) Are you happy with how things are right now?

7) What is your favorite food place(diner, restaurant, whatever) to eat at?

8) What's your favorite thing about yourself?

9) Do you have any pets? If not, would you like to?

10) Do you have a hobby?

11) How do you relieve yourself of stress?

TAG, YOU'RE IT:

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[tomstoast]

Do you ever just lay in bed and think about how amazing your internet friends are?