#blorbette

[situationshipsurvivor]

she's my princess she's my lover she's my mistress she's my best friend she's my parole officer she's my little guy she's wanted by the state she means. The world to me

[rosetyler42]

Fun little idea I had with some of my girls: The Badass Traumatized Cinnamon roll Gals.

I just feel like these 3 would be friends of they ever ran into eachother somehow. They're about the same physical and mental age, almost all of them put through horrors and/or dealing with Trauma, dysmorphia or self hate in some way. Audrey's the chill mature experienced one, Mavis is the sweet naieve one and Pomni's the scared little wet cat with the most emotional intelligence.

@lovelylivelyv @deathfangirl9 @heartsong1994 @hotelt-resurrection @oneocean890 @black-ak9 @royaledevil @howling-nightmare @phoenix-inanis @iamespecter

[docholligay]

I WAITED ON THE TRACER PRIDE SHIRT UNTIL I GOT PAID AND NOW IT’S SOLD OUT OF MY SIZE :(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[authortobenamedlater]

Yesterday I let slip that I detest the word “blorbo.” I don’t have a good reason for this. I just hate trendy terminology because I’m rebel scum.

@mrtobenamedlater has proceeded to drop this word in every conversation for the past 24 hours. And he taught Burrito to say it.

We did however decide that “blorbette” is the feminine of blorbo. “Blorbetta” is too many syllables and “blorba” sounds like Jabba the Hutt’s girlfriend.