It's Blorbo Blursday! And I arrive with questions! Your blorbos go to the movies, who:
Forgets to turn off their phone?
Has to take out a second mortgage to buy snacks?
Finishes all the snacks during the previews?
Is the Talker (tm)?
Is the one that polishes off two sodas without realizing they're probably going to have to go to the bathroom at some point during the film?
Is the one to sneak into other theaters after their movie ends to catch a free one but shhh don't tell anybody!
Happy Blorbosday! (On STS... it's fine)
I love this question so much and we're doing all three of my main casts because i can <3
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On their phone: Monty and Tris, turn off your damn phones, you dumbasses. Or at least turn the brightness down (they at least did put them on silent). Elliot and Max are reading physical books, like the nerds they are.
Going Bankrupt Buying Snacks: Lan and Raven are buying the snacks. They immedietly regret it. In their defense, Snow and Sapphire are very persuasive, and at least the girls are happy.
Eats all the Snacks before it even starts: Sapphire and Triveya wolfed down all the snacks. and they're still hungry. Sorry. (Triveya uses her magic to steal more, but only a few).
The Talker: Erica and Cassandra are the commentators, and they almost get the group kicked out of the theater because they won't shut up. They also won't stop making goo goo eyes at each other and making out.
Drinks 2 Sodas before it even starts: Sapphire. You know it's Sapphire. Girl got really excited, and the sugar and caffiene were actually helping her calm down (cuz ADHD), but girl, you're gonna be going to the bathroom 5 times during the movie. You better sit next to the aisle at least.
Sneaks Into Other Movies Too: Cass, Erica, Sapphire, and Triveya all sneak into other movies and they drag the others with them as well.
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On their phone: In Kylee's defense, most of her fidgets are on her phone. Nickelle is also on her phone, both of them at least have the decency to keep the brightness low and put their phones on silent.
Going Bankrupt Buying Snacks: Asher. He realizes he just spent wayyy too much a little too late. And the snacks are already gone and everyone is still hungry. Luckily, Bryson planned for this and has snacks hidden in his jacket. Those snacks last long enough.
Eats all the Snacks before it even starts: V, Kylee, and Chase. And they're still hungry. No they're not sorry.
The Talker: Jason. Bitch will not shut up, and is complaining how he'd rather be at his family's in home theater. By himself. But no, he has to be here for a 'team building exercise'. He also says a lot of rich people things and doesn't understand why the characters in the movie don't just 'hire someone else to do it' or some shit.
Drinks 2 Sodas before it even starts: Chase. And boy won't even have to go to the bathroom until the end. He slams back a whole six pack of energy drinks like he does every night and somehow has a bladder of steel.
Sneaks Into Other Movies Too: V. V is the first one to suggest it, Kylee and Chase quickly follow, Jason ditches, and the others follow as well to keep them from getting kicked out of the theater.
Galaxy Des.