Dec 15, 2021
❝ Hehehaha! That’s about as attractive as a house fire. ❞
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❝ Hehehaha! That’s about as attractive as a house fire. ❞
@blowhxle CONTINUED x.
❛ Evil doesn’t earn the right to monologue. ❜For every villainous statement there was an equally as trashy comeback from the hero. It was customary for protagonists and antagonists to do this sort of back and forth.
Our monochromatic commando was not so pleased that his efforts to sneak aboard unbeknown to the dolphin had been exposed. He dangles there, disdain in his glacial eyes. He folds his flippers as the dolphin blabbers on through the usually snide. In his head he was mulling over his escape.
He may be upside down but it does not hinder him from craning a brow at the mammal on the Segway.❛ Is that so? I won’t be so sure it’s me hitting ocean. More like my flipper hitting that freakish bottled nose! ❜ He seizes the opportunity, freeing himself, just merely pulling his leg out of the rope with his free flippers, to Blowhole’s credit it was exceedingly difficult to reach your ankle in such a compromised position even more so if you have the pudgy build of a penguin. Landing on the control panel other latter’s Segway, he points a threatening flipper to evil genius.
❛ Alright you delirious dolphin, what are you planning?! It’s unlike you to be skulking so close to land without a dastardly scheme! ❜
@blowhxle
❝ Hey. ❞
❝ HEY BITCH. ❞
❝ LIVE ACTION REMAKE CASH GRABS. ALWAYS WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL. WHAT YA’ GONNA’ DO WITH ‘EM? ❞
“Are you having trouble sleeping?” [Kowalski]
“Yeah...Maybe a little.”
“Sorry, was I bothering your sleep?”
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"You're clinging to a faulty theory."
The anglerfish demon squinted at him. “What do you mean by that?”
He looked back at his notes, skimming along for anything that may possibly seem faulty. “Because by my estimates, my theory appears well grounded. Have you considered that you may be the one clinging to a faulty theory, Dr. Dolphin?”
Hey, Baldy McNoseHair.... You there? Baldy McNoseHair, Helloooo ~
“… you’re aware of how much you’re acting like a child, yes?”
“...Although, that would explain a lot of things.”