Oyyy do I have to blow!
When I was in college, there was a particular friend who just loved to announce her plan to blow her nose. It was like a warning of the blast to come… When she had a cold, she would walk around with a box of tissues and tell everybody of her intent.
The best part was that it took different forms… Like the following
1- sorry, I have to blow my nose
2- oyyy, do I have the blow this thing
3- been blowing all day- sorry!
4- if I have to blow my nose, one more time, it’s gonna fall off.
I can never think of a time that he just took out a tissue and blew her horn.
Then when it was over… She’d reference it again with an apology. If she sneezed or the blow was snotty…it would add to her vehemence.
1- oops that was disgiusting, sorry
2- ewwww. Sorry a sneeze AND a blow. Yuck!
3- Wow the horn works how bout the lights.
4- this stupid nose! Sorry
Needless to say, I’d be rather aroused the first time around… Then by the tremendous blow… And again when she would apologize. I would always tell her not to worry that blowing was what happened when someone had a cold and was perfectly natural and to not worry about me.
… Needless to say, she never had to worry about me ;)