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The sneeze blow combo

You know the drill. She has a terrible head cold and blowing through tissue after tissue. Her sneezes are thick and wet. Down to the last tissue and after three or four stifles, it’s reduced to a shredded damp pile of pulp in her hand.

But another sneeze is working down from the sinus into her left nostril… what to do?

She reaches for the soaking wet remnants of a tissue, brings it up to her nose, head goes back and immediately sneezes hard with a huge honk right into what remains. There’s no time and the force is too great. She just lets out a full honking l, snot filled blow into the torn tissue. It fails!

Snot has gurgled up the sides of the tissue and her nostrils, soaking her nose thoroughly in green goop.

…oh no! another sneeze is on the way… She has no choice - drops the tissue and just sneezes hard into her hand, letting loose a full blow as soon as she stifles between her two fingers and thumb.

… then the mad dash to the bathroom to clean the mess before another sneeze takes hold. “Hey Out of the way - Sdotty bess bakig way - ahhhh ahhh chhhhhoooompppph - too late Sdiff Sdiff “.

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Picking up a used tissue at work

Is this Too Gross? A colleague has decided to disregard protocol and come to work with a terrible, terrible snotty cold. She’s been blowing all day… Loudly proudly and super wetly.

Both of her nostrils are chapped, red and clearly sore to the touch… Thanks to the use of less than adequate Kleenex variants. The sounds of her sneezing and the blows make it impossible for me to relax and do my days work. Concentration is gone - more sneezing more blowing and my arousal is obvious. I’m so turned on and noting the ever growing pile of tissues filling her waist paper basket.

It’s been a while since I had a cold… Mostly just allergies in the summer. Should I take the chance?

Why not… Our friend leaves for lunch and there it is a beautiful fresh pile of snot receptacles. Green and still warm. I guess I’m gonna be sick in bed soon!

Worth it? Not worth it? What would you do?

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Scenario: The Cold Next Door

It’s Thursday morning and you see the neighbor you’ve had a crush on for years getting into a car with bags. Leaving on a trip? You open the window and bid farewell…learning that she’s going away for a long weekend with friends.

Fast-forward to Tuesday evening … same spot -getting out of the car this time… With one major addition

….a raging cold in the nose!

It’s as obvious as the nose on her face… bright red, hair askew a little congested cough and a huge sneeze fit w blow into a fresh box of tissues.

What to do next?…

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Oyyy do I have to blow!

When I was in college, there was a particular friend who just loved to announce her plan to blow her nose. It was like a warning of the blast to come… When she had a cold, she would walk around with a box of tissues and tell everybody of her intent.

The best part was that it took different forms… Like the following

1- sorry, I have to blow my nose

2- oyyy, do I have the blow this thing

3- been blowing all day- sorry!

4- if I have to blow my nose, one more time, it’s gonna fall off.

I can never think of a time that he just took out a tissue and blew her horn.

Then when it was over… She’d reference it again with an apology. If she sneezed or the blow was snotty…it would add to her vehemence.

1- oops that was disgiusting, sorry

2- ewwww. Sorry a sneeze AND a blow. Yuck!

3- Wow the horn works how bout the lights.

4- this stupid nose! Sorry

Needless to say, I’d be rather aroused the first time around… Then by the tremendous blow… And again when she would apologize. I would always tell her not to worry that blowing was what happened when someone had a cold and was perfectly natural and to not worry about me.

… Needless to say, she never had to worry about me ;)