The sneeze blow combo
You know the drill. She has a terrible head cold and blowing through tissue after tissue. Her sneezes are thick and wet. Down to the last tissue and after three or four stifles, it’s reduced to a shredded damp pile of pulp in her hand.
But another sneeze is working down from the sinus into her left nostril… what to do?
She reaches for the soaking wet remnants of a tissue, brings it up to her nose, head goes back and immediately sneezes hard with a huge honk right into what remains. There’s no time and the force is too great. She just lets out a full honking l, snot filled blow into the torn tissue. It fails!
Snot has gurgled up the sides of the tissue and her nostrils, soaking her nose thoroughly in green goop.
…oh no! another sneeze is on the way… She has no choice - drops the tissue and just sneezes hard into her hand, letting loose a full blow as soon as she stifles between her two fingers and thumb.
… then the mad dash to the bathroom to clean the mess before another sneeze takes hold. “Hey Out of the way - Sdotty bess bakig way - ahhhh ahhh chhhhhoooompppph - too late Sdiff Sdiff “.














