omg ok peterbalth au where balth is a pretty well known singer-songwriter and peter is a huge fan
omg!!!! omg ok so
they meet at a little bar when balth is playing there in wellington (and it’s the same bar where balth started his career but that’s bESIDES THE POINT)
balth just. sits at the bar all normal-like after his set like he’s not lowkey famous ‘round there??? and he sits next to peter who starts internally freaking out
“you’re, uh, you’re.. pretty good, huh,” be cool pete be cool,,,,,,
generally peter makes a Fool of himself but balth ends up going home w/ him and peter is just screaming internally
in the morning balth sees that peter has all of his cd’s and everything and is like. you pretended? not to know who i was?????
and peter, still screaming, tries to laugh it off and play it cool like ‘nahhh they’re. my roommates’ or smthg but he pretty clearly lives in a one-room apartment (he’d tried the roommate thing with ben & freddie in uni and it hadn’t really. worked out well)
balth thinks it’s sweet and they set up a Proper Date for later
peter never stop screaming internally the. whole. time.
this was more than five but i got carried away and they’re not all headcanons anyway so!!! i giggling a lot writing this so i hope u giggle too
send me an au and i’ll send u 5+ hc’s















