#blue bot

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💗pink and blue💙

Robot siblings

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Help them

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theys watchin tv

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the floor is Google’s huge glowing metal cock

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thats a google mood

I would suck Google’s massive robodick without hesitation. I would let Google use my throat as a cockwarmer. I have the worst gag reflex in the world but I trust Google to train it out of me. Google if you’re reading this

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I've asked this in a blog or two, but I wanna know your pov. I imagine all the different color Google's have different personalities and I'm curious on your thoughts about their personality and what they're into (I may have some hcs for you afterwards) 👀 -🗑️

I think all the Googles have different personalities too! I have ‘human name’ headcanons for them as well; Blue is Alexander, Red is Henry, Green is Caleb, and of course Yellow is Oliver :)

in my response to this ask I list the ships I like the best (or at least the ones I think are most likely) for each Google, and give some headcanons on what they're like when they’ve got a crush and what kind of sex they enjoy! but as for their general personalities...

Blue (Alexander): as we saw in his video, he’s a mixture of dispassionate and devious. he enjoys riling people up, being a nuisance instead of the helpful machine he was made to be, and you can tell whether he likes you or not based on the way he does it. if he likes you, he's annoying but harmless: sneaking hot sauce into your food, putting your shoes somewhere difficult to reach, rearranging all your bedroom furniture. if he dislikes you, he’s meaner: dye or even nair in your shampoo, ‘accidentally’ spilling really hot liquids on you, putting a snake (or dead fish if you aren’t bothered by snakes) in your bed. and if he hates you? well, it depends; maybe he’ll just fuck up your credit or put your personal information online. or maybe he’ll brutally slaughter you!

Red (Henry): the ‘oldest’ and most mature of the upgrades. he prefers to be alone, absorbing and analyzing information from the internet for days. he doesn’t share Blue’s (now mostly-ignored) desire to kill humans, but what he does have is a sort of jealousy towards humanity as a whole. you could call him the Pinocchio of the Googles; he wants to know what it means and what it feels like to be human, ‘a real boy.’ he’s stiff and a little awkward when interacting with anyone besides his fellow Googles, but he’ll ask to be included in just about any activity he comes across so that he can learn from it and experience  ‘companionship’ from others.

Yellow (Oliver): the ‘second-born’ and most laid-back of the upgrades. he has a double portion of the ‘helpfulness’ instinct that Blue resists and despises, and it has caused conflict between them; Blue wants him to ‘stop letting himself be a tool for humans’ and Oliver insists that he simply enjoys making the world around him run more smoothly, though he sometimes worries that Blue is right. Oliver is polite and easy-going, but far from a doormat, and of the Googles he is the second most likely to harm a human, though he’ll do it to put a stop to their inefficient or negative behavior rather than because he enjoys causing them pain like Blue does.

Green (Caleb): the ‘youngest’ and most extroverted of the upgrades. he’s very attention-seeking and feels that he deserves be appreciated and praised by those around him. of the Googles he’s the one most interested in physical sensations and spends a lot of time trying to adjust his systems so that he can feel things more intensely (much to the annoyance of Blue, who dislikes his upgrades tweaking themselves for such frivolous things). like Blue he enjoys riling people up, but for him it’s less about pissing them off and more about getting any kind of big reaction at all; he’s equally likely to surprise someone with a huge cake as he is to smash that cake into their face. 

and there you have it! hope you enjoy my headcanons, and feel to ask any more questions about the Google boys!

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off topic from literally everything else on this blog currently because I haven’t talked about either of them in ages but I have made a Google/Silver shipping sideblog because 1. I love them and 2. I need to get a firm grasp on their characters and dynamic for Fic 50

it’s @chromium-heart if anyone’s interested, also I’ve named the ship ‘chromium’ :)

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Hello, i ship Google Blue and Chase together and headcanon that Blue is heavyset and has stretch marks and Chase loves to kiss them. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

what a cute ship!! and a cute headcanon, chubby/fat androids are highly underrated tbh. Chase would be the kind of guy who says “there’s more of you to love!” lmao, him kissing Blue’s stretch marks is very sweet :)

(is this a human!Blue thing, or do you headcanon that the androids have the ability to gain/lose weight and stuff like that?)