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15 And I’m sparking a joint In the park with the boys chatting fart making noise The girls are on a bench way over there in the distance to put space between our best means of resistance It’s getting dark and we all want to kiss them but we don’t have a clue what to do so we just dis them Too embarrassed to talk it over then John is like hold on somebody is walking over Oh no yo it’s two other girls Other half of the the species confusing our world If they choose you it proves you’ve matured to the world Fingers crossed in my pocket foot’s moving the dirt Never sure whether they’re going to smile or bite you They walk right over like they’re ready to fight you They both look at me and say “Jessica likes you” My mind goes numb my mouth is like “alright, cool” Man let me tell you about Jessica Brown Every single maths lesson I’ve been checking her out There’s something in her face that makes my chest want to shout And that freckle by the neck of blouse I’m like wow Turns out she’s been checking me to and no one ever asked her out she’d been expecting me to Just for good measure extra pressure to boot Now my penalty's up but am I ready to shoot? At this point I know I’m supposed to follow them And if anyone has kissing techniques I want to borrow one I can’t swallow and the possible horror of tomorrow if I get it wrong its got me hollow I can’t breathe Man it would be worse if I run so I can’t leave And I’ve got no control over the bones in my knees My friends are egging me on telling me if you run now you’ll regret it believe Next thing I know we’re in the middle of the park her friends, my friends watch from afar Neither one of us is sure where to start The stars are coming out the whole park’s getting dark She looks at me, my mind goes numb And I try to fight the urge to just pull her hair and run Next thing I know her tongue's touching my tongue And I’m not sure if I’m doing it right but I’m like nice one For some reason I’m closing my eyes The whole park melts and we’re frozen in time Her hand’s on my shoulder I’m holding her side Then my hand goes down slowly strokes her behind I don’t know why what a Joker am I Oh no in my mind something is poking her thigh It’s not how it was supposed to unfold I won’t lie But she’s holding me tight just to show me it’s fine This girl’s wicked and I wish we could kiss forever

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