Josh (straight): Why are all the beautiful girls lesbians?
Traci (lesbian): Why are all the hot girls straight?
North (straight): Why are all the hot guys gay?
Simon (gay): Why are all the hot guys straight?
Markus (bi): WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Connor (pan): everyone is hot what do I do
Rk900 (asexual): what











