I'm assuming Jae asked me to do this, so
frick u, here we go:
1-How are you? Tired and annoyed
2-Post a picture of yourself.
I hate you
3-Do you ever wish you were someone else? No time
4-What is your entire name? Keenan Elizabeth McElwee
5-How old are you? 16
6-Age you get mistaken for: I don’t know not twelve thank god
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality: Gemini and mostly sure
8-What did you do on your last birthday? Build a bridge out of a witch
9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday? Do it again
10-What is your hair color? Can’t you see
11-Have you ever dyed your hair? no
12-What is your eye color? pretty
13-If you could change your eye color, would you? It works for me
14-Do you wear contacts/glasses? no
18-Do you have any tattoos? no
19-Do you have any piercings? no
20-Left or right handed? I don’t have hands
21-What’s your sexual orientation? Not masturbation because I haven’t any hands it’s a struggle
22-Do you drink? Well yes
23-Do you smoke? Bitches on the Mario cart track
24-Do you have any pets? I dunno
25-Where do you work? Church of Swageism
26-Something you are working on right now: further increasing my swage reading
27-Do you have any “rules” about food? Only carbs
28-Where are you from? My house
29-What would you say is your best quality? jawline
30-What do you think you’re really good at? swage
31-What do you think you’re really bad at? Anything that cannot be accomplished by swage alone, which is nothing
33-Are you a bad person? no
34-Are you nice to everyone? If anyone is they’re lying
36-Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? That I didn’t swage.
37-What is your ideal bed? Why? Never-ending and fluffy
38-Did you wake up cranky? Im always cranky
39-Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? Does swage count
40-What do you think about the most? How massive my swage is
42-What you want to be when you “get older”? the Second Coming of #Yolo Swaggins
43-What are your career goals? swageing
44-What is your ideal career? Swagemaster
45-Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Exactly
46-Do you replay things that have happened in your head? How does one know what one is currently experiencing is not a replay?
47-Have you ever had an imaginary friend? no
48-Say 10 facts about your room: I would but my swage says no
49-Do you have any phobias? No because with this much swage there is nothing to fear
50-Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? no
51-Are you allergic to anything? If so, what? People without swage, of which there are many
52-Ever broken any bones? no
53-Ever come close to death? no
60-Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this? I will unfriend her after this
61-Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? no
62-Describe yourself in one word/sentence: swage
63-A quote you try to live by: “If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.”
64-A famous person you’ve been compared to: Butawhiteboy Cantbecahn
65-Weird things you do when you’re alone: swage
66-Something you do without realising: swage it up
68-Someone you’d like to be for a day and why: really being anyone else for a day would be really weird, especially if they are a different sex
69-Leave me a compliment: your swage is magnificent
70-What is your favorite thing to do? swage
71-What’s your favorite color? swage
73-What’s your favorite movie? swage
74-What are your favorite books? swage
75-What is your favorite quote and why? swage
76-What is your favorite word? swage
77-What is your least favorite word? I don’t know
78-What is your favorite type of food? swage
79-You favorite ice cream? swage
80-What’s your favorite animal? swage
81-Dogs or cats? Cats obv
82-Describe your favourite texture: soft skin
83-What is your favorite flower? swagepetal
84-What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex? Rain, and see, my favourite scent on the opposite sex is the opposite sex, so
85-What is your favorite season? swage
86-What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? everywhere
87-What are four things you can’t live without and why? My swage, me, my heart, and most of my internals
88-Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? Martin Freeman because obv
89-What’s your favorite television show? Supernatural?
90-Favorite place to shop at? Swagemart
91-Say 2 facts about your favorite things: they swage, and they have swage
106-Would you ever smile at a stranger? Well yes
107-Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Impartial: girls are prettier but im less likely to develop crushes on boys
108-Who is someone you never tire of? My Lord and Swagemaster #Yolo Swaggins
109-Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? I’d say complice but joke’s because we’ve never actually had an in-person conversation longer than like a few minutes maybe
110-Who is your most loyal friend? Complice I guess but I just wrote about her so that’s affected
111-Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? complice
112-If your best friend died, what would you do? Get another one
113-Something you’ve lied about. I don’t lie
114-Have you ever felt replaced? Not by my swage
115-Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s): they swage, swage it up, like no others could evah, dam right they swage, my best friends be swagein
Relationships
116-The last person you hugged? Samy I think
117-Story of your first kiss? So we were cuddling it up and contradicting back and forth and to stop her I went for it and then I was like “I did not expect it to be slobbery”
118-Do you like kissing in public? No because pda is rude
119-Have you ever kissed someone older than you? I think she is technically older than i
120-You have a preference for boys or girls? Females god yes
121-Is the male or female body closest to perfection? Neither because females are prettier but also tear themselves apart monthly and I cant really get behind that
127-What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Their swage rating
128-Are looks important in a relationship? Well yes
129-What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? What does that mean I'm so tired I despise you jae
130-What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Proportional in importance
131-Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? how
133-Do you have a crush on anyone? I have crushes on like five girls and its tedious
134-A description of the girl/boy you like: frick u
135-Say 1 fact about the person you like: they swage (all of them)
136-If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? swage
137-When was the last time you told someone you loved them? No. eww
138-Do you think someone has feelings for you? I would imagine most people feel towards me one way or another
139-Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Who has time go to bed overthrow your local government
140-Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? No but ive cried under one
141-Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? I don’t believe in slavery
142-Anyone you’re giving up on? Jae she is not worth talking to for this
143-Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? what
144-Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? *whom
145-Have you ever liked one of your best friends? fleetingly
146-Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Both girlfriends, but joke’s on the first amirite
147-Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Eww no
148-Is there someone you will never forget? I forget
153-What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? I read that as “to you” and was like “that’s a tad odd” im so tired
154-What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Swage to me
157-Are you in love? Ew no
158-Are you in a relationship? See above
159-If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Frustration release
160-Are relationships ever worth it? well
161-Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? What does this mean
162-Can you commit to one person? I thought that said vomit on can I stop yet
163-Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I dunno if im going to exist tomorrow let alone six months from now
164-Do you ever want to get married? But im busy
165-Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Ew no
167-Do you get jealous easily? Do I what
168-The last time you felt jealous, and why? What about jalapenos
169-What is your definition of cheating? Romantically/sexually involved in someone not one’s declared partner
170-Have you ever been cheated on? Im not sure about the technicalities
171-Do you forgive betrayal? Its hard to when you forget you’ve been betryaled
172-Have you ever cheated on someone? No
173-Why did your last relationship fail? I'm still not entirely certain but neither is she so that works out
174-Things you want to say to an ex: stop succeeding you’re annoying me
175-A description of the person you dislike the most: probably my ex because im not one for disliking people but you know
176-If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? How true could it have been if it’s referred to as ‘first’
177-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 2-ish
178-How long was your longest relationship? Three weeks
179-You’ll love me if… you swage on the hour every other hour
180-Share a relationship story: no
181-How often do you listen to music? currently
182-What kind of music you like? well
183-Do you like to dance? You say ‘dance’
185-Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? no
186-Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past: no
187-A song that’s been stuck in your head: Swageism’s Hymnal #420
188-Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play: no
189-A book you want to read/have recently read: what happened to music
190-Describe your dream library: convenient and filled with fantastic reading areas
191-Last movie you just watched: frick um pacific rim but that was in theatres
192-Do you like watching what type of movies? Your question is poorly ordered
193-You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done? Trounced by a squid apparently
194-What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for? Escaping jail (unless its in Germany)
195-If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be? me
196-You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to? To the bank with the understanding it will eventually come back to me with interest
197-If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? Nothing because there are so many works dedicated to how terrible that idea is
198-If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? The element of surPRISE!
199-If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? THAT SOUNDS IMPRACTICAL
200-You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? My incomprehensible swage, “YOU FORGOT TO SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGE”
201-If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? Jae-killing
202-What is the first curse word that comes to mind? frick
203-What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be… Alison’s 16th, cast party woo
204-Halloween costume idea? Mime, sU!PER KEENAN, Moose Winchester, (????)
205-How you’d spend ten thousand bucks? I still don’t know
206-Press ctrl+v and post:
207-Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with someone you love for ten years or someone you hate for a month? Explain why. Id rather not
208-5 things within touching distance: my swage, but it takes up so much room I cant touch anything else
209-A drunken story: see, no
210-What are you supposed to be doing right now? Bedtime for keen-ie
211-Currently wanting to see anyone? Diana’d be nice but I don’t know if that’d be good for me or not
212-Why you follow me? I don’t follow anyone
213-If you met me what would you do? I would punch you for keeping me up this late but I cant because you have to be important