I Am A Lesbian, Like My Father Before Me

Bright-Eyed Sunshine, early-30s, she/her

[lordzekkoz]

Me as soon as someone gets done telling me something very important

[magpie-trove]

A concept: film noir mystery Cinderella

[magpie-trove]

The prince fills the role of cynical detective who’s seen too much of the sleazy side of power and human nature but in Cinderella he found a glimmer of hope that there was yet one honest individual in the world. She makes his grizzled cynicism appear like a lie. And then she disappeared. Nothing left but a shoe in an alley and dead certainty he will solve this mystery if it’s the last thing he does

[goatstrogen]

GIRLS THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING,, PLEASE FACTORY RESET YOUR PHONES GET NEW ONES IF YOU HAVE TO GET AN INDEPENDENT SIM card WHAT IS HAPPENING

I'M BEGGING YOU

THEY CANT DO THIS TO YOU PLEASE

[lady-viccy]

that is stalking

[the-kill-all-tmes-lady]

its stalking when it happens to children also btw

[bucketofdeltav]

"My mum won't let me" Okay I am 30 goddamn years old and I still have this thought so let's walk through it together.

What's the worst that can happen if you do it anyway? Genuinely. The literal worst. Catastrophise about it with me for a sec.

Will your mum yell at you? You're an adult. Yelling at fellow adults is Not Okay Actually. (Yelling at kids is also not okay but let's take this one step at a time.) If your mum is yelling at you, a fellow adult, she's the one being weird and out of line. You asked your friend and they said so too (me. I'm the friend.)

Will she cut off your phone plan? That would be a problem. Can you look into whether you can afford to switch to a new plan she doesn't have access to? Most phone companies will let you port your number over pretty easily.

Will she cut you off financially? Run the numbers again. Can you afford for that to happen? If the answer is no, that's okay, I believe you and I know you're making the best decision for your own well-being that you can in the moment. If there's anything you can do to make it more affordable, I do suggest doing that, though.

Will she be physically violent, inclusive of breaking stuff that belongs to you? That’s assault. That's a crime. It's not okay for her to do that and she almost certainly knows it.

Will she stop talking to you? Honestly I gotta say at this point that's not sounding like a bad outcome. It sucks. It really really sucks and I'm sorry if that's a choice you're having to make, but take it from someone who's been there and done that: when someone who is being abusive to you (stalking is abuse! Yelling at you is abuse! Threatening to cut off your funds if you don't do what they want forever is abuse! Breaking your stuff or physically hurting you is abuse!) decides of their own volition to cut you off, it hurts for a hot minute, and then you suddenly realise that you can breathe, and it feels so. Goddamn. Amazing.

Delete the tracking application. Live where you want to live. Change your name. Join or leave the religion. Get the piercing or the tattoo or the surgery. Live your life, because it's yours and not your parents'.

We'll try together, okay?

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[dogpuppy]

[conchacrumb]

i think you should never stop flirting and complementing your partner

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

oh my goddddd 💚💚

[snailygoon]

That feeling of whipping out your field guide after encountering a cool bird:

[niyarest]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[niyarest]

the way she squints oh my god 😭😭😭💗

[x]

[niyarest]

[undeadentropy]

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[sophsun1]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Memes

[hukidamari-sketch]

[Halo3] #477 The Ark (100)

[armisael-deactivated20150219]