I Am A Lesbian, Like My Father Before Me

Bright-Eyed Sunshine, early-30s, she/her

[ionomycin]

alleyway meet up

[enkinaru]

Raquav-Marr

[smeemos]

smeemo loves sitting like this lately

[smeemos]

it's the next big thing in smeeming.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

DUDE WHAT IF YOU GET TRICKED

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[isawken]

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

[catplushy]

any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[jabberding0]

One of the most photogenic tornadoes in history

South Dakota, June 2025. Video by eye.of.ty

[chaieyestea]

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[sharkchunks]

I need new toothpaste but hate mint. Let's see what flavors they have:

They also have watermelon (with mint) and cinnamon (with mint)

And they do have these three:

All of which are just mint. I ended up buying the only one in the whole aisle that didn't say mint anywhere on it, but I have a feeling it will also be... MINT. They used to have citrus and unflavored but now... MINT.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Not unreality but bumping out of anger and for dark comedy.

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[important-cat-pics]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love when people are like "oh you think you're such a good person huh" when you never said or implied that because it tells you a lot about how they perceive themselves

Conservatives do this a lot

[innerchildabortionclinic]

This is so funny

[aflo]

[kittydealer]

u/cheese_resurrection

[dankxsinatra]

[inki-drop]

"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fantasy worlds always have large, beautiful moons, sometimes a few of them in pretty colours. We should have more fantasy worlds that have like 112 piece of crap tiny lumpy moons that are horrible and pointless.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They have a whole astrology system based on their awful moons and eclipses are bullshit because it just looks like a piece of gravel being tossed past a light.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

There's a 113th moon that nobody knows about because its orbit almost exactly matches a larger moon that it's directly behind, but the speed isn't exact, and when it starts to emerge from behind the other moon it causes a mass freakout and fifteen major wars that kill almost a tenth of the planet's population.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

There's one major civilisation that just doesn't culturally care about moons. Like some individuals probably do, and those interested in other countries might learn their moon-related practices and divinations, but they have no cultural relationship with the moons of their own and the vast majority of them don't care about moons at all. Almost nobody knows the names of the moons and most of them are surprised to even learn that anybody gives the weird sky gravel names in the first place. Everyone else thinks that this is a nation of fucking weirdos.