I Am A Lesbian, Like My Father Before Me

Bright-Eyed Sunshine, early-30s, she/her

[smeemos]

this is milkshake

milkshake i love you

[theehorsepusssy]

[ethical-tricknologist]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[neovagina-penisis-evangelion]

[ionomycin]

alleyway meet up

[enkinaru]

Raquav-Marr

[smeemos]

smeemo loves sitting like this lately

[smeemos]

it's the next big thing in smeeming.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

DUDE WHAT IF YOU GET TRICKED

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[isawken]

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

[catplushy]

any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[jabberding0]

One of the most photogenic tornadoes in history

South Dakota, June 2025. Video by eye.of.ty

[chaieyestea]

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[sharkchunks]

I need new toothpaste but hate mint. Let's see what flavors they have:

They also have watermelon (with mint) and cinnamon (with mint)

And they do have these three:

All of which are just mint. I ended up buying the only one in the whole aisle that didn't say mint anywhere on it, but I have a feeling it will also be... MINT. They used to have citrus and unflavored but now... MINT.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Not unreality but bumping out of anger and for dark comedy.

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[important-cat-pics]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love when people are like "oh you think you're such a good person huh" when you never said or implied that because it tells you a lot about how they perceive themselves

Conservatives do this a lot

[innerchildabortionclinic]

This is so funny

[aflo]

[kittydealer]

u/cheese_resurrection

[dankxsinatra]