#bluebird.txt

[loverboybrightsideghost]

i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character

[blue-likethebird]

Luluci is such an interesting character because she’s a victim of the same failings of witch society that cause other characters so much pain, but because of the role the Knights Moralis played in the aftermath of the abusive patronage she endured during her apprenticeship, she chose to seek justice while operating within the rules of the system that allowed her abuse to happen in the first place where the others either distance themselves from it or abandon it entirely.

[climbhighsleeplow]

Contented Bluebird

Bickleton, Washington

[loverboybrightsideghost]

thinking about a knives out movie for a few seconds in passing: yeah that's a good movie :)

thinking about a knives out movie for anything longer than a few seconds: holy motherfucking shit these are the best movies in the universe

[loverboybrightsideghost]

the aroaces are claiming project hail mary btw

[loverboybrightsideghost]

edmond dantès was imprisoned for fourteen years when he was nineteen and when he escaped he immediately became the joker and honestly who can blame him. franz immediately clocking his shit like "wow i can tell from your Everything that you are not okay" and dantès proceeding to give an even MORE joker-like rant à la "i'm actually perfectly happy, could a depressed person do THIS" is hilarious

[loverboybrightsideghost]

he's a pharmaceutical salesman. he's a tap dancer. he's subscribed to safe-cracking magazines, and can actually crack safes. he's a sympathetic crier. he found his boss dead and he fucked up the crime scene by panicking so bad that he made it seem like he was the killer, got his best friend to help him fix the situation, and together made it worse. he got married drunkenly and his best man was a goat. he plans a mean high school reunion party. he's nobody's pawn, he's a queen. when he sings happy birthday, he not only harmonizes but he sings with choral technique. he dug up the remains of a tyrannosaurus rex. he and his best friend have plans to live in houses next to each other with a connecting pool once they settle down. he got sucked into a cult because he had a crush. he wants to know if you've heard about pluto. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head didn't he.

[loverboybrightsideghost]

really quite funny that marc found steven in a sarcophagus in the mind psychic ward and when they both passed another room with another sarcophagus that clearly had an alive person in it they both went. let's keep walking through this place without investigating that i'm sure that's unrelated to us