#bluebirdwithhat

[hardwarelecampane]

hoi do you wanna bite pippins with me we just need to open a dark world i have rlly neat transparent dice

i would bite pippinses with you at any time or circumstance. +PLEASE show me the victims i love clear dice

[hardwarelecampane]

hihi just checkin in on ya, boss

i hope you're doin well and have chewed some tasty/interesting pippins :)

i have :-) thank you for wondering. i was just busy. i missed you all

[hardwarelecampane]

I think you've infected me with the pippins crap Cause when i was going up the stairs with some goldfish my brain went "the snack that smiles back: pippins!"

thats half false they are little snacks but they wont be smiling for much longer. not on my watch

im glad i recruited your Brain into the pippins torture club.. its interesting how online prescences can affect people so much. its interesting how I, of all people, can affect people. that's interesting. pippins torture forever

[hardwarelecampane]

I wonder what those little dice gremlins did to you

I think they poked your brain too hard or smth..

anyway make sure to keep feeding your captives or whatever

i have a brain full of them and their constant movement when i move or even turn my head started to piss me off. look look just . watch this man. shakes my head rock n roll style and you hear many small tkr tkr noises like the sound of dice rolling. and muffled screams. see how annoying that is? yeah u would hate them too

[hardwarelecampane]

Saw dice earrings today at hot topic

Wear pippins as trophies

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approved approved. mutual i love your mind. would tenna do this. imagine he walks on stage one day and hes rocking the pippins taxidermy earrings. or like. are they still alive & conscious with a small hole through their head being tied to an earring or. it could be like those live animal keychains. sooo many possibilities.....

[cheese-and-steak]

I guess tumblrs algorithm can just read my mind now